Bret Michaels Prefers Fake Tits?

11
Mar
2008

After posting about Daisy DaLaHoya’s plastic surgery, it was brought to my attention that it appears that Bret Michaels prefers to keep the company of surgically enhanced breasts.

On Bret Michaels dating reality show, “Rock of Love 2”, there are six women left in the running and four of these six women have breast implants.

Kristy Joe Muller of “Rock of Love 2”

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Kristy Joe looks to have small C breast implants.

Megan Hauserman of “Rock of Love 2”

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Megan looks to have full C breast implants.

Daisy DeLaHoya of “Rock of Love 2”

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Daisy looks to have large D breast implants.

Destiney Moore of “Rock of Love 2”

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Destiney looks to have full C breast implants

Jessica Kinni of “Rock of Love 2”

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Jessica is all natural as far as I can tell.

Ambre Lake of “Rock of Love 2”

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Ambre looks to be all natural.



Kristy Joe and Megan didn’t go overboard with the implants and they chose an implant size that suits their body type. Destiney and Daisy both opted for breast implants that are too large for their frame, which makes them very obvious and trashy looking (in my opinion).



The girls that appear to not have had any cosmetic surgeries are Jessica and Ambre.








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13 Comments

  • avatar Eli says:

    You got Jessica and Megan backwards…

  • avatar Allie says:

    You guys are smart…Jessica and Megan are backwards…Jessica is natural, Megan is sure as hell NOT

  • avatar Ginger says:

    You know, maybe it’s just me, but Megan is incredibly unattractive. She has no muscle tone–all flab. She has bad skin. An average facial structure. Fake titties and straightened, bleached hair are the only things that make this girl attractive to men.

  • avatar Tnails says:

    The only men who like fake boobs are guys who don’t enjoy sex with real women. Let’s face it, how can you touch those things and say they feel nice? Fake tits suck. And I refuse to suck them. They’re wierd and not cool in any shape or form. Most men hate em and those that do have serious masculinity/security issues. They spend all their time around strippers and lost all touch to reality or real boobs.

    Fakes are disgusting alien orbs that landed on a woman’s rib cage. They look like they may take off any second and not of this earth. They look stretched like a baloon and jiggle like a tea cup (see: Victoria Beckham). Not sexy. Just look at the great real boobs or yore: Raquel Welch, Ann Margeret, Victoria Principal, Pam Grier. The real deal. There’s no substitute for reality.

    I can’t think of anything more heinous and unnatural than fakes. They don’t even come together to form nice cleavage (again: See Victoria Beckham). They’re a symptom of insecurity and greediness fueled by a good dose of stupidity. Very few non bimboes with fakes.

    Real guys hate them. Bret Michaels is trying so hard to prove he’s man it makes you wonder. The again, the dude looks like a lady. Serious fag.

    Damn, Kiera Knightly, Michelle Pheiffer, Claire Danes, Eva Langoria, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Jada Pinkett, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez are all fine ass women with small real tits

  • avatar Cameron says:

    Both Of these girls are hot.Those boobs are real not fake.I think Ambre Lake is one of the hottest girls.Hell Yeah!I love Rock Of Love.

  • avatar ReginaPhalange says:

    Bret Michaels’ big problem is probably his career. He was fairly young when he got into the music scene and when the groupies started throwing themselves at him and the rest of the guys, most of them probably had implants. Maybe guys in charge of picking those who would be allowed to meet the band went straight for the ones with the biggest boobs. So Bret’s maturity level’s been stunted by years of nothing but silicone. I loved Poison before CC Deville started to self-destruct, but I wouldn’t have touched those guys with someone else’s hand. I bet the CDC could learn a lot about communicable diseases by studying their bodily fluids.

  • avatar ReginaPhalange says:

    Aw, Tnails was doing so well until that “dude looks like a lady…fag” bit. Poison started as a glam/hair band (there were lots of those in the 80s) and, frankly, they all looked better with makeup. Without, all but Bret are pretty homely.

  • avatar d says:

    fake tits and men wearing mascara like Bret Michaels are one and the same—disgusting~!~!

  • avatar lily says:

    Daisy is just plain ugly, with or without implants. She is one ugly woman.

    “Megan didn’t go overboard with the implants and they chose an implant size that suits their body type.”

    Not really. Megan’s boobs are weird. If you seen her Playboy pics, you would probably agree. Her nipples are really high and they point towards the ceiling. Megan is tall and lanky, and a lot of women that are tall are built that way, flat and long. Megan doesn’t have a butt or waist. She got implants, and now she’s still long and lanky and shapeless, but now she’s added bolt-ons to the mix. It’s not a good look.


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