Kelly Bensimon’s Bad Boob Job


kelly bensimon plastic surgeryDid Kelly Bensimon actually look in the mirror and think this dress was in any way flattering her horribly misshapen breast implants? Ugh.

Kelly Bensimon is on the reality show “The Real Housewives of NYC”, which I thought was about rich housewives, so what’s up with the budget boob job?

If you were born with oddly shaped, lopsided breasts I can guarantee that you would not parade them around town, so why is it that when people pay a plastic surgeon to make themselves look like a mutant they think they look awesome? I swear that plastic surgeons prey on the mental ill…

Kelly Bensimon’s unfortunate breast implants

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  • avatar Lucia says:

    This woman is delusional, pretentious, ridiculous, a joke. Put a bra on, grandma!

  • avatar Raunnie says:

    I’m glad I got my boobs the old fashioned way, by eating my husbands fabulous home cooking!

  • avatar The Gooseman says:

    It looks like she got pectoral implants rather than breast implants.

  • avatar jiNx says:

    Baaaaaaaaaaaad look ๐Ÿ™

  • avatar Sickitten says:

    They probably will fall in place a year from now and not so so much in 5 years…still, it’s a bad job. I’ve known topless dancers who’ve had better surgeons.

  • avatar Alex says:

    H O R R I B L E!

    Small boobs are better than THAT anytime of the day…

  • avatar Jen says:

    Guaranteed, she got the “mommy makeover” – boob lift & implants, tummy tuck, and maybe a little lipo in that thick, man waist of hers. She should sue the doctor for inserting grapefruits into her chest.

  • avatar samantha says:

    as a women you need to feel sexy. and also when you have an imperfection that you see all day everyday it stars to become kinda normal to you, almost, and you start to think ok i know its not greats but its not that bad, and so thats what i think is going on here, although i have to say couldnt a happened to a nicer person huh, she is a little o9h im better than you, but no, noone deserves this, but im baffled, y didnt she fix them straight away, im about to go in for a boob job im flat going to a c and if something like this happened to me, id say, fix em asap, now.

  • avatar lol! says:

    lmao. those are like tennis balls bolted onto her chest. I mean, look at that chasm between her two breasts! Truly disgusting.

  • avatar emily says:

    I’m wondering why she went out in so many low-cut dresses after this seriously botched boob job… those are NOT something to show off!

  • avatar Mimi says:

    WOW! That’s horrid. I am so happy with the ones I have now. This was a confidence builder for sure! O_o

  • avatar Courteney Black says:

    I think Victoria Beckham’s fake breasts are much worse than these. And to think she claims never to have had any. See them here!

  • avatar samantha says:

    look you ppl giveing opinions etc saying it will fall in place its not that bad etc, you sound like what her surgeon must be telling her, i dont think you really have any experience or real knowledge on implants because as someone who does i can tell you just from theses pictures no face to face examination i can still say without doubt this is a botched job, not a good job that just happened to be one of the unlucky ones who develop complications, no its a flat out bad surgeon made a damn mess of the women. but im sorry to say seeing the women is how she is she really needed to be nocked down a few pegs, the way the prances about the club like shes attractive or even stunning, i can see something there under the age that tells me she would have been pretty once, and i wouldnt egsactly say shes been hit with the ugly stick, parts of her are quite beutiful, but i nthink if she realised that shes no supermodel of todays standards, she is petty enough to enhance some of the good features like the hair and smile perhaps and just perhaps find clotheing that tends to cover more of the masculine features she has, maybe she could show leg as her way of looking sexy, we know women feel sexy showing flesh but if you have manly shoulders, scary breasts then cover those in something suitable, im not sure how u cover the manly gait in a women but im sure she knows ppl who can help, and im not sure what her legs are like but maybe she can show those if she wants to show flesh, so its possible for her to give the illusion of femininity and beauty, shes not really ugly its just the fact that the very few bad featurs she does have are maybe worse that other peoples bad features, unfortunately for her not only is she walking round flashing the scary parts but shes doing it with her nose in the air talking to everyone as if they must envy her beauty and aspire to have those manly shoulders chest etc and weird boobies etc, i think she thinks shes above people and so maybe the manlyness about her she just passed of as looking fit like madonna u know, but im sure these boobs have to bring her down to reality and make her realise shes not what we aspire to be or look like, shes the poster girl for what we all fear when we have plastic surgery, shes the pic women take in and say, “i dont want to look like this” i am serious about that too women actually do take her pic and say, ” i just wanna be sure that wont happen to me”. its not some medical prob ur born with or a complication its a really bad surgeons job.
    im trying to waste an hour til i can go swimming i been stuck in the house two days im bloody bored and this chick has helped many of us pass up to 10 mins discussing the screw ups on her body, ive just realised, imagine being the women people are afraid theyll turn out like when they go in for an op, maybe i have a little empathy for her now, perhaps i wont post,

  • avatar samantha says:

    ah what the hell i still have like 40 mins to pass, who else is there… i dunno this ones like a car crash i cant move on from it its so horrofying, dont u feel that too?

  • avatar samantha says:

    yea to that one i just read, it is a booster to see tits like that it makes any girl feel sexy. i got new implants and mine are so perfect they are egsactly as good as when i breast fed, i wanted that, i didnt want to look fake as in the posh look, some ppl do like that, i just like how fake ones done well are youthful perky etc. so just so u know mine turned out well, im not sure what ill work on next or when but i wont go to this girls surgeon thats for damn sure.

  • avatar samantha says:

    30 mins to go…..

  • avatar samantha says:

    well coffee time i can get ready for my swim then, how quick time passes wen ur haveing a good bitch, wish i could post my new booby pics to show what good ones look like, ppl only see bad ones and get a bad impression of implants cuz they see ugly tits on someone whos flashing them round town saying arnt they hot, so ppl say, ” if thats a good job i think fake tits are just yuk” but if you saw mine you probably wouldnt know as im young they match the resrt of me they are a turn on i tell ya i feel sexy im not ashamed of them or the fact ive had them because they are truely soo hot

  • avatar Rose says:

    I’m seriously baffled. How could she wear things like that? If I got such a botched job I’d be wearing parkas in 90 degree weather.

  • avatar Amy says:

    She can tuck them under her arms!

  • avatar Magickster says:

    WOW! These could be the worst ever! There may be bigger ones, but the space between the breast could have a truck driven through it. Where did her surgeon get their license from, a Corn Flakes box?? How delusional is she that she doesn’t see the abnormality. I’d sue if i was her. She needs to have these taken out and new ones put in. Though, there is nothing wrong with smaller boobs when you can go without a bloody bra. Ah the freedom those girls must have ๐Ÿ™‚

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