Dear Sandra Bullock, Let’s Talk…
Dear Sandra Bullock,
Look, I know it’s been a tough year for you. You know, with your husband banging that Nazi stripper and becoming a new mom to an adopted son. But seriously, Sandy…You need to stop with the plastic surgery. The botox and facial fillers are just too much. You’re starting to look like Kim Kardashians Madame Tussauds wax figure, and that is not a compliment to a talented 46 year old actress…
In closing, we would like to request that you please try to age more gracefully, Sandra, and just accept that you are not 30 any more. Thank you!