Pippa Middleton’s Butt is a Fraud
Ever since the world watched Pippa Middleton follow her sister Kate down the aisle, the internets have been ablaze with how amazing Pippa Middleton’s butt is. There are websites and facebook pages dedicated to Pippa’s posterior and plastic surgeons claiming that they have received a huge increase in butt surgeries on women who want their butt to look just like Pippa’s.
So after examining the evidence, I have to say that Pippa Middleton’s “amazing” butt is the product of media hype. Pippa has an average butt that has been heralded as the epitome of all butts. One slow news day talking about Pippa’s “incredible” butt snowballed into this ass-inine obsession with this poor girls average butt.
The person that should be getting all of this attention is the designer (Sarah Burton of Alexander McQueen) of the dress that Pippa wore in the royal wedding! The design of the dress is what really created those curves on Pippa’s athletic figure. Want a butt like Pippa Middleton? Take up jogging, stop eating cheeseburgers and buy yourself a $15,000 couture gown.
Woman are really having plastic surgery to look like this?!
Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Pippa Middleton’s butt, but for the attention that she is receiving, I would expect something entirely more amazing that what Pippa really has going on back there.
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