Minka Kelly Is Not Hot Enough For Playboy
When Minka Kelly was 19-years old and trying to break into the Hollywood scene, she was approached by a former Playboy Playmate, who was interested in managing her. Minka’s new “manager” placed her in a job at a plastic surgeons office, where she was told to work in order to earn the things that would make her a Playboy Playmate: Breast implants, liposuction, veneers, nose job, etc.
According to Minka:
“All I needed was lipo, fake breasts, a few veneers and all kinds of stuff,” the actress laughed.
If Minka had had all of the plastic surgery to become a Playmate, she most likely would already be washed up at 31-years old (like Shauna Sand, Victoria Silvstedt and most other Playboy Playmates over 25) Luckly, she resisted the temptation of plastic surgery and now the successful actress is starring in the upcoming ‘Charlies Angels’ TV show.
And now we know Playboy’s recipe for sexy:
To make a Playboy Playmate: Mix one (1) young impressionable woman with at least three (3) plastic surgery procedures. Bake well in a tanning bed. Serves thousands.