Lana Del Rey Uses Fake Lips to Tell Lies
Lana Del Rey wants to let you know that her lips are real…Because she lived in a trailer park, you guys. And that she’s too poor and too gangster for plastic surgery…Obvi, Lana Del Rey hasn’t had surgery to plump her formerly much thinner pout!! Wait a minute…
When Complex magazine interviewed Lana, they asked her, “Yeah, there’s a lot of speculation about your lips…“, to which Lana vaguely answered:
I can tell that’s going to be a fucking problem. I didn’t sign up to be famous, I just wanted to sing. It’s so annoying, but what am I going to do?
Not to be deterred from his question, interviewer Ernest Baker got to the punch and asked, “Are your lips real?“, to which Lana Del Rey straight up lies through her big floppy silicon injected lips and answers:
I haven’t had anything done at all. Anyone who’s known me will tell you that. I’m sorry, but I was living in a trailer park for a few years. I didn’t even have enough money to buy Cocoa Puffs. It’s not like I crawled from under the bridge and got surgery. I’m quite pouty. [Laughs.] That’s just how I look when I sing.
I guess Lana Del Rey didn’t expect everyone to know that she used to go by her real name, Lizzy Grant, and was a failed mainstream artist before she got picked up by Interscope, reinvented with a little industry magic (now with new plastic parts!) and spit back into the world as “struggling indi-artist” Lana Del Rey. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Interscope did an amazing job at repackaging Lana Del Rey into a sexy Fiona Apple/Amy Winehouse and she’ll make millions because of it, I just think blatantly lieing about something as obvious as her surgically plumped pout is offensive. Is she going to try and convince us that her white-trash acrylic nails are also real too?
Lizzy Grant sings “Kill Kill”:
Lana Del Rey sings “Video Games”:
More pictures of Lana Del Rey when she was Lizzy Grant: