Deena Cortese Buys New Teeth, Remains Unattractive


Yet another cast member of “Jersey Shore” is doing stupid things in an attempt to extend their long expired 15-minutes of fame. Deena Nicole Cortese has ponied up for a full set off veneers, which she showed off in a staged photoshoot on the beaches of France.

Deena Cortese before and after getting veneers:
Deena Cortese before and after getting veneers

It seems that MTV and/or the cast of “Jersey Shore” is getting pretty desperate to milk the last few seconds of this incredibly stupid show. Pretty much all of the cast members have been splashed across the tabloid headlines lately…Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino goes to rehab (for like 3 days? Cured of his demons!)! Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gets pregnant! Jenni “J-Woww” Farley gets a new face!

So, back to Deena’s new grill. If you ask me, the new teeth are not an improvement. I think the proper expression is, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but then it’s just a pig wearing lipstick and that’s just weird.” Deena’s new teeth look like dentures. Too white, too straight, too “perfect”. Also, veneers are not like Lee Press-On Nails that can be removed if you decide that you don’t like your new look. In order to glue the fake tooth-facade on, the cosmetic dentist completely annihilates your real teeth, grinding them down in order to adhere the veneers. Kind of gross, right? Under that bright white, perfect looking smile are the equivalent of a crack whore’s rotted teeth. And you pay thousands of dollars for that? Way to blow your reality show money, Deena…Because obviously you have star power and will be able to rake in ridiculous amounts of cash by being a drunken spectacle forever.

Deena has also been a topic of headlines lately, as people insist that she is following in the plastic surgeried footsteps of castmate J-Woww. Deena denies the rumors, via twitter:

Just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery..yes in the past i have had a nose job…i have thought about getting it redone to round the tip but haven’t yet..and don’t know if I am..I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do.. I’ll let u know.

(Gotta wonder if Deena’s tweet wasn’t a secret dig at “Jersey Shore” castmate J-Woww, who dances around questions of her obviously altered appearance, right?)

Deena Cortese before and after rhinoplasty surgery:
Deena Cortese before and after <a href=nose job” title=”Deena Cortese before and after nose job” width=”610″ height=”410″>

Deena Nicole Cortese in all her bikini-ed glory:

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  • avatar AK says:

    It seems weird that you seem so against people getting plastic surgery but also go around calling people unattractive. You’re just becoming part of the problem; it’s low self-esteem which makes people obsessive about their looks and causes them to get plastic surgery in the first place.

  • avatar Sinéad McMurdigan says:

    Yikes! Why is she wearing a teeny bikini when she can’t rock it at all? She should wear one or those one-piece swimming suits grannies wear. With the bikini on, she’s just showing the fat rolls in her misshapen body…As for her…face? Ick, yuck and gag!

  • avatar troy says:

    I’d fuck that whore

  • avatar Liz says:

    Whoah, that’s Deena BEFORE the rhinoplasty? She was gorgeous! All the partying has really worn her down and that makeup looks horrible on her. She looked better natural.

  • avatar The One says:

    She does look better before.. But still hideous. All of the Jersey Shore cast is just one ugly bunch of douche bags that do NOT deserve ANYTHING they are getting.

  • avatar HarshlyMe says:

    One can really notice what effect regularly tanning has had on her skin. Don’t want to sound harsh or mean, but I think she appears to be a lot older than she is. Like, she’s only 25.

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