Pippa Middleton Could Use a Little Booty Pop
The paparazzi caught up with Pippa Middleton and her flat, nonexistent butt sauntering down the street in London recently.
Remember when Pippa’s butt stole the show at the royal wedding of her sister Kate Middleton and Prince William? Where Pippa’s back-view was called “one of the most memorable images from the Royal Wedding”? And when plastic surgeons reported having an influx of people asking for a “shapely” behind such as Pippa Middletons?
Come on Pippa, get a pair of padded panties and keep the dream alive! Or at least promise never to wear those god-awful jeggings again. Okay?