Bristol Palin Will Slash Those Immoral Gays With Her Trusty Chin Implant
Bristol Palin is back in the news lately for criticizing President Obama’s support of gay marriage. In response to Obama explaining that he has changed his position on gay marriage, in part from listen to his kids, Bristol wrote:
In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview…Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.
Oh, Bristol, how droll! You are just too witty! But, back to reality…Where an unwed teenage mother honestly thinks she has sound parenting advice for the president of the United States of America, whom has been happily married for 20 years. Is Bristol’s baby daddy, Levi, helping to “lead their family in the right way of thinking”, by posing nude for porn magazine PlayGirl (whose readership is mainly gay men, by the way)? Is Bristol going to teach her children that if they are feeling insecure about the way that they look, they should just get plastic surgery and then lie about it, like she did?
Anywho, enough of the ridiculous stuff that comes out of Bristol’s mouth…Let’s talk about her crazy looking new chin!
Bristol famously lied about getting plastic surgery last year, but her chin implant and neck liposuction is so incredibly obvious, you have to wonder just how stupid does she think people are (I guess pretty stupid since her batshit crazy mom was nearly elected into Vice Presidency of the United States of America)? Any how, her chin implant looks horrible. She was cute before, now she looks like a witch with a fake chin. Her chin implant is way too big and completely changes Bristol’s face. Seriously, how much do you have to hate yourself to totally change your face with plastic surgery?
More pictures of Bristol Palin before and after chin implant: