Jenni Jwoww Farley’s Botched Lipo Stomach
Apparently, CelebBuzz thinks that Jenni “Jwoww” Farley (wearing one of her silly gimmick bikinis) has one of the best bikini bodies of 2012. All I have to say about that is “WTF?!” and “Are you blind or did you get paid to write that?”.
Jwoww has one of the worst botched liposuction stomaches and I cringe just looking at it. Really? You think that sh!t looks good? It looks like she had her plastic surgeon etch a cock n’ balls into her stomach and super glued her belly button back on.
So was JWoww’s etched cock n’ ball abs the inspiration for her Perfect Tan Fashion Diva bikini? For some reason it also has a cock n’ balls theme…
Any how, back to Jwoww’s sad lipo stomach. Obviously she is lazy, since she has chosen liposuction over working out. She is in her early 20’s and should be earning a flat stomach in the gym, rather then paying for one at the plastic surgeons office, which makes her “obviously I’ve had budget lipo” results even that much more unattractive. Anyone that puts “Jwoww” on a best bikini body list is either blind or is drunk and distracted by her gargantuan breast implants.