Plastic Surgery Fail: Lacey Wildd
Meet Lacey Wildd.
Lacey is not only amazingly sexy, but she has dreams and goals too. The 44-year old self described “model” is hoping to soon have her 13th breast enlargement surgery in an attempt to become the woman with the 5th largest boobs in the world. (Why would you want to be 5th? They don’t even recognize 5th place in any sort of competitions that I know about…) Oh, did we mentions that Lacey has kids? Yeah, 6 of them, whose ages range from 5 to 27. And they are all horrified by their mother’s scary plastic surgery and attention-whoring ways.
Lacey claims that she is going to have her 13th breast augmentation surgery in order to provide for her kids since getting MMM implants will “increase my fame and earning power considerably”. That’s funny, since she has spent more on plastic surgery, than she has ever earned “modeling”. In addition to 13 breast augmentation surgeries, Lacey has also had 2 tummy tucks, 4 full-body liposuctions, “ab sculpting” (more liposuction), butt implants, 2 butt lifts, lip implants, filler injections and Botox.
Doctors warn Lacey that the skin around her current implants is extremely thin and if she does enlarge her breasts any more, she risks rupturing her breasts. As in: her breasts will literally rip open and the implants will fall out of her torn skin. So so so sexy (in a horrifying zombie sorta way?). Luckly, Lacey Wildd has her head on straight, so she is preparing herself for her 13th breast enlargement surgery. According to Lacey:
I’ve stopped wearing a bra, so my skin has time to stretch.
Lacey Wildd. Plastic surgery fail.