Meet Lacey Wildd.

Lacey Wildd Scary Plastic Surgery Monster

Lacey is not only amazingly sexy, but she has dreams and goals too. The 44-year old self described “model” is hoping to soon have her 13th breast enlargement surgery in an attempt to become the woman with the 5th largest boobs in the world. (Why would you want to be 5th? They don’t even recognize 5th place in any sort of competitions that I know about…) Oh, did we mentions that Lacey has kids? Yeah, 6 of them, whose ages range from 5 to 27. And they are all horrified by their mother’s scary plastic surgery and attention-whoring ways.

Paula “Lacey Wildd” Simonds before and after plastic surgery:
Lacey Wildd Has Had Bad Plastic Surgery

Lacey claims that she is going to have her 13th breast augmentation surgery in order to provide for her kids since getting MMM implants will “increase my fame and earning power considerably”. That’s funny, since she has spent more on plastic surgery, than she has ever earned “modeling”. In addition to 13 breast augmentation surgeries, Lacey has also had 2 tummy tucks, 4 full-body liposuctions, “ab sculpting” (more liposuction), butt implants, 2 butt lifts, lip implants, filler injections and Botox.

Doctors warn Lacey that the skin around her current implants is extremely thin and if she does enlarge her breasts any more, she risks rupturing her breasts. As in: her breasts will literally rip open and the implants will fall out of her torn skin. So so so sexy (in a horrifying zombie sorta way?). Luckly, Lacey Wildd has her head on straight, so she is preparing herself for her 13th breast enlargement surgery. According to Lacey:

I’ve stopped wearing a bra, so my skin has time to stretch.


Lacey Wildd. Plastic surgery fail.


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20 Comments

  • avatar Dylan says:

    Gross.

  • avatar shelly says:

    it looks like she has an ass on her chest. i wonder if her ass looks like tits. nasty.

  • avatar ltilk says:

    how gross, there is nothing sexy and beautiful about this woma……….

  • avatar lacey wildd says:

    I have to say when your up there with Kim Kardashian, Courtney Cox and so on . Im not going to say fail. Although I have had more surgery than any celeb in the country. I am still the most humble!

    • avatar Lacey Willd's Boobs says:

      Yes, mommy is the most awesomely humble and udderly discreet person in all of Hollywood. She never thinks about herself…only us!

    • avatar bondbabe says:

      Umm…you’re not up “there” with any of them. The names you list, I’ve heard of; I’ve never heard of you. Until now. And now I’m in need of eye bleach to eradicate your image.

      And if you were humble (you clearly don’t know the actual meaning of that word—modest, unassuming, meek, etc.), you wouldn’t be doing EXTREME surgeries!

    • avatar Bill says:

      Lacey, You are so sexy and you look fabulous. Good luck to you and please keep posing. You’re way too sexy and beautiful not to. There are a few negative assholes but most of the world LOVES you.

  • avatar b.s. says:

    omg the facts in this are utterly botched as far as what surgery she has had, her kids ages and the article even fibs by putting words in her childrens’ mouths. This website has never done an interview with any of her children whatsoever just to be clear on that.

  • avatar Bill says:

    I am so hard looking at her. Man, she looks delicious.

  • avatar Decker says:

    Sexy, No! I think that she has a mental disorder.

  • avatar Britney says:

    Bondbabe well you certainly are a step up from the normal comment. You actually know how to spell “you’re.” Congratulations. However surgery has nothing to do with an attitude of humbleness my dear. Surely a smart cookie like you should know. But then again anyone judging someone online in their spare time from an article with many errors and false statements makes me question whether or not I should care about their definitions of humble or anything else for that matter. I also question you being a “babe.” A “babe” with a fulfilling life full of hobbies, work, friends & love wouldn’t be online bashing others. Get a life.

    • avatar Bill says:

      Well said Britney. You also hit on one of my pet peeves – you’re, your, and yore. Most people don’t know the difference between the first two and don’t even know about the third one. Their, they’re and there is the other one most people don’t use correctly.

      Nice to see someone with verbal skills as well as recognizes another woman can do what she wants to make herself sexy. You sound like a package yourself. Congrats.

  • avatar Damon says:

    I think she’d better concentrate any more work on fixing that face and not the boobs. Ugh!

  • avatar CatWoman says:

    Freak!!! Poor kids!!!

  • avatar Classy says:

    I’d be more worried about having a mom that called strangers names. Not setting a good example Cat Woman. What a great human being you are anonymously bashing people online. Glad I’m not related to you.

  • avatar CatWoman says:

    I’m glad you’re not related to me, too, if you think this woman is anything more that a complete wack job!!! My kid would think she is a freak, even before I would have said it! I am entitled to my opinion, just as you are. Sorry, sad and completely unattractive, after what she has done to herself, and what her doctors have done and allowed her to do. PALEEZE, you don’t actually think she is “classy,” do you? Maybe you belong together! I have no doubt she gets all kinds of comments, in her face, each and every day, and so my little analysis is not causing her any pain. She is a human being, and she has the right to deform herself. Apparently there are a handful of men who like what she has done, and may they all find each other and live it up. If she LIVES that is, with the crazy risks she is taking, just to be a freak!!!

  • avatar RyanBaderFan says:

    Damn no one asked for your life story lady. Someone has a lot of time on their hands!! hahahaaha cookoo

  • avatar Superbowlbrian says:

    Watch out guys, vat fight. Clearly this old hag is infatuated with Lacey. Don’t let haters that are jealous and in awe of you bring you down. They’re just bored and have no lives and likely need vaginal rejuvenation. She’s probably mad b/c her husband is drooling over you Lacey lol

  • avatar mike says:

    omg these women look sick and disgusting.
    how can anyone with any sense or in their right mind think these are sexy women?
    they shouldn’t be allowed on tv, or to be models or anything with surgery to enhance anything.

  • avatar John says:

    I’d say child molesters are more sick and disgusting…why care if women are “allowed” to get surgery…the world has bigger things to worry about


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