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Time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:

Pics of Megan Fox‘s bikinied baby bump. – Too Fab

Adele is pregnant too. – AFP

Anderson Cooper is gay. – The Daily Beast

How long until Octomom gets knocked up by her 23-year old boyfriend? Should we take some bets on this one? – US Magazine

Katie Holmes files for divorce from Scientology. Oh, and Tom Cruise too. – The Superficial

Scientology tried to arrange a marriage between Tom Cruise and Sofia Vergara. WTF? – Celeb Buzz

The Kardashians go shopping for graves. Because it’s good for reality TV. Come on Kris, A death would totally boost the ratings (do it do it do it!)! – TMZ

Pics of Lindsay Lohan with a gun in her mouth. – Gossip Cop