Mama Elsa Patton Before The Botched Plastic Surgery
No, the woman pictured on the right is not auditioning for a role as the female Joker. She is, believe it or not, an older and extremely plastic-surgeried version of the woman on the left. Elsa Patton, fondly referred to as “Mama Elsa” on the Real Housewives of Miami is the mother of housewife Marysol Patton, and she is clearly suffering from a severe case of botched plastic surgery.
Apparently, Mama Elsa decided to undergo plastic surgery several years ago – to fix what exactly is unclear, since the procedure(s) obviously didn’t work – and, with a few swift slices of the plastic surgeon’s knife, she ended up looking like a bloated and severely disfigured 100-year-old woman.
Elsa Patton opened up about her bad plastic surgery on the season 2 premier of Real Housewives of Miami a couple weeks back, revealing what we all already knew – that a terrible plastic surgeon “ruined” her face. Apparently, the pressure of staying young and looking hot in a town like Miama was too much for poor Mama Elsa. She went under the knife and came out a completely different woman.
It’s really quite sad that botched plastic surgery has destroyed Elsa Patton’s face, because she really was kind of a babe as a younger woman. But don’t you start feeling sorry for Mama Elsa; she is holding her own on the Real Housewives as the only character that anyone really gives a crap about. So with her breakout Housewives stardom and her very own brand of Cuban coffee (say what??), “the mother with the face that only a daughter could love” is probably doing just fine. And don’t forget that Mama Elsa is also a psychic – wait, shouldn’t she have seen this coming?!
More pictures of Mama Elsa Patton before and after plastic surgery: