Someone Bought Courtney Stodden New Lips

13
Mar
2013

So it looks like Courtney Stodden has talked someone into buying her some new lips, which she proudly showed off on her Twitter page this week. Was it an early anniversary gift from Doug? Courtney received an 18th birthday present of a nose job and lip injections last year, but apparently she wanted to go even bigger with the lips and is now looking like this:

Courtney Stodden before and after lip injections

If Courtney Stodden doesn’t already make your head hurt, try this one on for size…Between getting plastic surgery and composing retarded tweets, Courtney somehow finds time to make ridiculous statements to any media source that will field her calls. Courtney Stodden has recently been comparing herself to Hollywood legends like Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot and is calling herself iconic. According to Courtney:

I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic and I feel like I am [iconic]…Those women were old souls, and I feel like I can connect with them. We’re both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty

Since when is banging a dude older than your dad and dressing like a $2 hooker “fun, being glamorous and flirty”?! And how is being an unemployed teenager, spending other people’s money on plastic surgery even noteworthy, let alone “iconic”? At best, Courtney should be comparing herself to Shauna Sand, except that even Shauna Sand had a real live modeling/porn career at one point…AHHHHH *head explodes*

Courtney Stodden versus Shauna Sand:


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5 Comments

  • avatar Lola says:

    She really is another Shana .S !! The resemblance is uncanny lol !

    She really should consider getting her breasts done – that stuffed bra just looks ridiculous !

  • avatar Cat says:

    I facepalmed so hard when I read this that I think I might have concussion.

    She doesn’t look like a $2 hooker, that’s mean – she’s more like 90 cents hooker (group rate).

    She will end up doing porn, that appears to be inevitable.

    As for calling herself iconic, I don’t think she knows what it means, maybe she heard the word on TV and thought that it would make her sound intelligent.

    Also, “old soul” possibly (maybe that’s why she married a much older man?!), but her body is no older than 2 years with the add-ons. She has done super well for herself, marrying a has-been actor, appearing to be fond of ‘powdering her nose’ and spending other people’s money, so yes, totally like Brigitte Bardot (you know, the one with a successful acting career behind her, well known natural beauty and active campaigner for animals etc., etc.,) *sarcastic voice*

  • avatar OliviaRose says:

    How dare she compare herself to those women who truly are iconic. She is delusional or has no idea what the word iconic means. Shame on Doug Hutchinson.

  • avatar Kev says:

    Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot & Marilyn Monroe had both genuine talent and a sophisticated sex appeal, two things Ms Stodden definitely doesn’t have. Plus, her lips are beginning to look ridiculous.

  • avatar Alex says:

    $2 hooker is the most exact definition of her that i’ve ever heard. She only makes me wanna use her holes and throw her away…she’s not being glamorous and flirty but vulgar and tasteless…who even wears high heeled shoes to go to the beach? or who spreads their legs in front of camera? She acts like a stupid teen ho. If I were mr Hutchinson (thanks God i’m not him) i’d be ashamed as hell щf my young wife’s behaviour. Poor Doug
    I wonder how much time will pass before she starts doing XXX movies.


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