Katie Price Laments Over Her Fake Body

21
May
2013

Katie Price plastic perfectionDespite having spent more than $155,000 on cosmetic surgery, model and reality TV star Katie Price is apparently still not happy with how she looks. The 35-year-old mother of three recently broke down during a friend’s birthday party at the London club Gilgamesh, whining about how much she hates her fake body. While other guests and complete strangers comforted her and told her how beautiful she is, she responded by crying, “I’m plastic. I’ve got a fake nose, fake teeth and fake tits – only my arse is real!” Not that Katie Price’s plastic surgery confession comes as a surprise to any of us, but the whole “poor me, I’ve had too much bad plastic surgery and now I don’t look like a normal human anymore” is getting pretty old.

Like so many other celebrities who have entered the emotional tailspin that comes after too much plastic surgery leaves them unrecognizable, Katie Price, also known as Jordan, apparently regrets all the times she has gone under the knife for the sake of beauty – albeit fake beauty. All in all, the once-pretty, now-plastic model has undergone at least six separate breast augmentation surgeries, botox, injectable fillers, liposuction, at least two nose jobs, and has even had to undergo additional surgeries to try to correct the mess that bad plastic surgery has left her with. That should be a red flag right there, when you choose to get plastic surgery to correct a previous cosmetic surgery procedure gone wrong. Who knows when Katie Price’s first brush with plastic surgery took place, but her foray into the cosmetic surgery world has definitely become an obsession bordering on body dysmorphic disorder.

Katie Price before and after plastic surgery:
Katie Price before plastic surgery

In 2007, Katie announced that she was planning to have a plastic surgery makeover after giving birth to her third child, and would be undergoing a lip augmentation, breast reduction and vaginal rejuvenation. That’s when you know it’s bad – when you use having a child as an excuse to get your lips redone, cause that makes sense. Despite saying just one year later, in 2008, “I won’t have any more surgery now. I’m 100% happy…I like the way I look at the moment,” Katie Price said in 2010 that she wanted surgery to correct her “duck lips” and cosmetic surgery-mangled boobs. Since then, the 35-year-old has recounted all the ways that plastic surgery has ruined her body, as have other beauty regimes of hers, including getting a hair extension replacement every three months for 12 years.

There’s no doubt in our minds that Katie Price puts a lot of stock in her appearance, but what does she think of herself today, after more than $155,000 down the drain and dozens of cosmetic surgery procedures? During her recent outburst at the London club, Katie Price called herself a minger, which is British slang for someone who “fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down.” There you have it.


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6 Comments

  • avatar Bill says:

    I’d like to comfort her. I’d tell her how gorgeous she is and then I’d show her. She looks great. It’s cunts like the author of this story that make women feel bad about themselves.

  • avatar Cat says:

    There was a point when she first started out on Page 3 that she only had her nose done and she was extremely pretty, then she got overinflated comedy implants and it all went downhill from there. If KP wants to be taken seriously, she might consider getting smaller implants – she has another child on the way though so maybe she ought to think about the risks of surgery and actually start putting her kids before herself and her own appearance. I don’t have a lot of time for KP, all she does is court publicity and this is just another example. If she thought she was so ugly she wouldn’t be posing in her underwear at every opportunity would she?

    • avatar Bill says:

      Only a dope would relate the size of a woman’s breasts to being taken seriously. It’s just a shame there are people (mostly ugly females) out there criticizing other women for making themselves look more attractive. I bet you enjoy insulting other people anonymously from the safety of your living room. I’m just thankful I don’t live a pathetic life such as yours.

  • avatar Jennifer says:

    Shut up Bill! No one wants you hear saying the cunt word over and over! Get a life!!!


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