Amanda Bynes Considers Herself a Hero For Having Several Nose Jobs
Don’t worry ladies, modern science is here to help fix your life! According to Amanda Bynes, not only will plastic surgery help you live your dreams, you will also be a hero for having cosmetic surgery.
The 27-year old former actress, who is now more famous for her bizarre behavior, than for her acting career, went on another manic twitter rant, where she makes some pretty ridiculous claims. Amanda, who has admitted to having more then one nose job, is now claiming that she went under the knife to fix a “birth defect” and that she considers herself and her plastic surgeon to be heros. In Amanda’s words:
“I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn’t wait to talk about it! I’m having my next surgery on Saturday! My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes! I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I’m not crazy, I was just embarrassed. Surgery is a complete miracle for me – nothing can hold you back from living out your dreams. There’s a surgery for everything that’s wrong with you!”
So was the boob job also to fix a birth defect, Amanda? Think of all of those poor babies out there that are born flat-chested and/or with a nose that is not perfectly straight?! How humiliating! Amanda is such a saint for living the first 25 years of her life with these “defects”. Well, according to Amanda at least…