Angelina Jolie Seems To Be Enjoying Her Bravery Boobs ™
Angelina Jolie certainly seems to be enjoying her Bravery Boobs ™, right? Since Angelina underwent an elective double mastectomy and had breast implants installed earlier this year, she can’t seem to help but go braless in clingy ultra-thin tank tops that far from hide the perpetual nipple hard-on that she is experiencing after getting a boob job in May.
Like hundreds of thousands of mothers that are uncomfortable with the result of what pregnancy and age has done to their bodies, 38-year old Angelina got breast implants. But unlike these common folk, who don’t employ a team of publicists to make sure that the general public adores you and buys your products, Angelina Jolie decided to spin her story of breast implants into a fairytale of bravery and profit.
While the BRCA genetic testing, and Angelina Jolie’s decision to have a double mastectomy plus breast implants, are both hotly debated subjects, we still don’t buy Angelina’s story. The fact that she wrote an article promoting the expensive BRCA tests as well as the business that performed the testing, mastectomy and breast augmentation, makes me think that she was compensated by the Pink Lotus Breast Center. Oh, and the fact that she is now perpetually braless and seems to be rather proud of her newly enhanced bust seems to reveal the real reason she got a boob job…
Introducing Angelina Jolie, The Braless Wonder*:
*Bravery Boobs ™ sold separately.