Rylan Clark’s New Teeth Are Freaking Me Out
Seriously. W.T.F. was Rylan Clark thinking when he got these absolutely ridiculously absurd veneers?!
Looking at Rylan is giving me flashbacks of Max Headroom scaring the shit out of me as a child…Am I alone on this one?!
Rylan Clark, who has become a reality show star after appearing on The X Factor and Celebrity Big Brother, obviously has a larger than life personality, but the larger than life teeth to match? So ridiculous. I just don’t understand how any cosmetic dentist could slap these whiter than white, larger than large horse teeth on Rylan and think that he looks anything other than absurd. Doctors in the cosmetic field are supposed to be specialists in their field, that can guide their patient in the right direction, not just grant the ill wishes of people that have no idea wtf they are doing.
Look at how cute his teeth were before!! Sadly, Rylan decided to replace his natural teeth with these bizarre, blindingly white veneers and there is no turning back now. When you get veneers, your real teeth are ground down to nubs in order to fit the fake teeth (how gross is that!?), so 25-year old Rylan is stuck with the facade of veneers for the rest of his life.
Rylan Clark has also completely changed his face with plastic surgery, but somehow he outdid himself with these crazy fake teeth!