Khloe Kardashian’s New Butt Implants are Even Bigger Than Kim’s!
Khloe Kardashian and her sister Kim stepped out last week to go to the NBC Universal Upfronts Presentation in New York and…Good God! Look at Khloe’s gigantic new fake butt!!
Khloe showed up with her sister Kim, and they proceeded to pose in every which way possible so that the photographers could shoot Khloe’s newly enlarged derriere in all of its ridiculousness.
Times sure have changed for Khloe, haven’t they? It was just last year that Khloe was desperately trying to get pregnant with Lamar Odom’s child, but her embarrassing divorce seems to have thrown her into a tailspin of clubbing, bad plastic surgery and poor fashion choices. Honestly, I am not a fan of any of the Kardashians, but Khloe was always the least abrasive to me…Well, that sure changed quickly, as Khloe has suddenly become the most desperate for attention!
Seriously, though, what was Khloe thinking? You know that old saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”? Well, maybe we need to update that to today’s times and use instead, “you can put a big ol’ grandma butt on a wookie, but it’s still a wookie”?
So how did 29-year old Khloe achieve the butt of an obese grandmother, set atop a pair of skinny as hell legs and flat-as-a-board stomach? The same way her sister Kim Kardashian did: plastic surgery. Just like Kim, Khloe has had a “brazilian butt lift”, or liposuction with fat transfer. During this procedure, the fat is removed, via liposuction, from the waist and thighs, and it is then injected into the butt to add volume and round the shape.
Don’t get me wrong, I like big butts and I can not lie, but I’m already so tired of the weird fake butts that are becoming trendy. Bigger is not always better.