Courtney Stodden Needs To Fix Those Horrendous Breast Implants
Oh, I remember it like yesterday: When Courtney Stodden said she was done with plastic surgery until “gravity begins to take place”, at least…But, wait, it was almost yesterday that she said that! Yet gravity has clearly already set in on the GIGANTIC breast implants that she got barely a year ago.
Yes, it’s true, Courtney Stodden traded in her perky 19-year old B-cups for these sloppy, pendulous E-cups that would look more at home on a 50-year old stripper, or retired pornstar, than a 20-year old “Christian”.
Courtney claims that not only is she thrilled with her E-cup breast implants, but her parents and her husband are also very happy with her plastic surgery transformation.
But, is she really happy with the results of her gigantic breast implants, which have already begun their downward plummet? I know that Courtney isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box, but I’m pretty sure that she has eyes, and I don’t know anyone (with eyes) that thinks those monstrosities implanted in her chest are attractive (except maybe Bill?). Perhaps Courtney’s recent reunion with her creeper husband has an ulterior motive…
We would love to see Courtney get her breasts fixed. We are all for it, if women want to look over-the-top sexy, but those E-cups are just too big for someone as tiny as Courtney Stodden. Trade those puppies in for a D-cup and a breast lift, Courtney!