Man Who Wants To Look Kim Kardashian Appears On Botched For Inflated Lips In Danger Of Exploding


A few months ago we profiled a 23-year-old British man with an obsession to look just like Kim Kardashian. To our very delight this same man, Mr. Jordan James Parke was featured on season 2 of the E! hit reality series Botched.


Walking around looking like a male version of Kim Kardashian is sure to draw a lot of stares and attention and that’s exactly what Jordan James can’t get enough of. He loves being the one everyone is looking at, pointing at, and asking to take pictures with. It’s not just Kim that tickles Jordan’s pickle, his one true love is actually filler. In fact, he is a self-proclaimed “filler addict.”

Jordan loves his fillers so much he admits, “I can’t really move my face.”

Jordan’s eyebrows (which are tattooed on) and lips are clearly his most pronounced facial features. While his lips are a cause for concern, the filler addict explains, “I want just a little bit of definition and they just got bigger and bigger.” Yet the bigger the lips the more attention they receive and according to Jordan, “Any attention is good attention.” He added, “It was more attention from guys, so yea, I loved that too.”

Over the last four years Jordan’s look has drastically changed due to over $150,000 worth of plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures. 

If Jordan loves his outrageous look so much why was he on Botched? Turns out, his lips actually have some issues … they are leaking! Jordan has already had over 50 lip filler operations, and has been warned his 4mm lips are on the brink of exploding. Oh, and they are so over stretched he has chronic ‘dry lip’ that requires Vaseline applications every 10 minutes. But that’s not why he came on the show; he really just wanted a new nose job… and maybe some more fillers because in Jordan’s world you can never have too much filler!


The doctors refused to do a nose job, and used cotton buds to demonstrate how hard it would be for Jordan to breathe if he had his nose fixed the way he wanted. In fact, a nose job would make his dry lip problem even worse because he would be forced to breath out of his mouth.

Instead of a nose job the doctors recommended decreasing the size of his lips. “I don’t want them smaller!” He shrieked.

It’s not the potential health concerns that horrify Jordan, instead he said, “I’m worried if they keep leaking I’m going to end up with small lips again and that wouldn’t be me. My lips have really changed me as a person and I’d be so normal and boring without them.”

Dr. Terry Dubrow warned, “It’s all fun and games until your lips fall off and then you’ve got a major, irreversible problem.”

Jordan doesn’t plan on stopping regardless if Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif want to work on him or not. He actually had his dream nose job on April 1st. Jordan doesn’t care what anyone thinks. According to him, “Some of us love looking fake, and some people love looking natural. Let the fake people be fake.”


While in Los Angeles filming for Botched Jordan took some time to sightsee, which of course included stopping in at the Kardashian’s Melrose clothing boutique Dash. He said, “If I saw Kim, I would literally be jumping off this bus. I’d probably get arrested before I got to her because they’d be like, ‘Crazy person!’”

So what do you think, is Jordan ‘crazy’ or just a guy who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go after it?

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