The Kris Humphries rebound chick Myla Sinanaj has something she wants to show you:
Images censored by Google. She Myla’s after pics here
Myla recently washed up on a New Jersey beach with her new floatation devices tangled up in some sort of swimsuit/seatbelt contraption. Myla went from a B-cup to a D-cup with the help of some silicon breast implants, that were reportedly bought and paid for by Kris Humphries, and she would now like to put them on display for your admiration and approval. (Hmmm. Nope. Sorry, I can still see the Jersey Shore Oomph Loompa through the plastic surgery, makeup and Photoshop.)
Myla Sinanaj caught her 5 minutes of fame for banging Kris Humphries immediately after Kim Kardashian pulled the plug on their 72 day marriage, and apparently she thinks that plastic surgery and staged bikini photo shoots are somehow going to extend the media attention. Apparently she did not get the memo about staged bikini pictures being so last year? Staged anal sex tapes or bust, Myla!
More pictures of Myla Sinanaj in that ugly bikini torture device:
It’s pretty normal for a kid to want to emulate a beloved doll or action figure (Barbie, G.I. Joe, Iron Man, etc.), but what is not normal at all is a grown Japanese woman undergoing countless plastic surgery procedures to look like a “living French doll” – whatever that is. That’s exactly what Japanese model Vanilla Chamu hopes to accomplish though, and she has already gotten more than $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in this bizarre quest. Not only is it extremely weird that this woman wants to look like a French doll, but Vanilla looks absolutely nothing like the doll she claims she is modeling her plastic surgery after. What gives, Vanilla?
Vanilla went under the knife for the first time when she was 19, and she apparently got hooked. After spending some $102,000 on extreme plastic surgery, she has since succeeded in becoming an Internet sensation, but her “perfect” living French doll fantasy remains beyond her reach. The most bizarre change Vanilla has made in her appearance involves her eyes, which used to be small and narrow and are now huge and round, with that wide-open glassy look previously reserved for anime characters and human Barbie doll wanna-be’s.
It’s hard to believe that this creepy “Western”-looking woman is Japanese, but Vanilla’s “before” pictures prove that, not only did she once look human, but she was actually a pretty Japanese teenager prior to her 30+ plastic surgery procedures, which included liposuction, breast implants, dimple creation, eyelash implants, double-eyelid surgery and rhinoplasty. As a result, Vanilla is now the proud owner of a new face, a trout pout and a pair of gigantic breasts that make her tiny frame look like it’s about to topple over.
Vanilla isn’t alone in using cosmetic surgery to look like a living doll; she is part of the larger “Lolita” trend in Japan and other countries, where young women go under the knife to appear more like anime characters. Think 27-year-old Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova. According to Vanilla though, the startling physical transformation she has already undergone isn’t quite enough; she still plans to undergo another breast implant and height lengthening surgery, which sounds way too much like some kind of medieval stretch machine torture, a là The Princess Bride.
Following is a video of Vanilla and her plastic surgery transformation. It’s in Japanese, but you can get the just of it from the graphics and pictures…Like the one showing how the plastic surgeons peeled off her face and scalp in order to insert some bizarro forehead implant?! Um, ouch?
Amanda Bynes has finally revealed why she doesn’t want the media to use older pictures of her: She doesn’t want people to look at her pre-plastic surgery face! In a Tweet from Amanda today, she reveals why she wants media sources to only use her grainy, crappy selfies and pre-selected paparazzi photos that she posts on Twitter:
“Intouch used a photo from years ago on their cover and I hate it! The reason I’ve asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don’t look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don’t want old photos used anymore! I’m so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence!”
In addition to her surgically altered nose, 27-year old Amanda has also been going out of her way to show off her breast implants and has posted several topless photos of herself for all of the world to see.
Apparently Drake hasn’t taken Amanda up on the offer to murder her vagina and she’s upping the ante? Vagina murdering and silicon punching bags? Come on Drake…get it while it’s
a hot crazy delusional mess!
Well, if you haven’t been keeping up with the Amanda Bynes crazy train, let’s recap:
- Everyone that thinks Amanda is acting crazy is “ugly”.
- Amanda only has “hot friends”.
- According to Amanda, she is very rich, as “in the Mary-Kate and Ashley type of wealth”.
- Her wig fell off when she attempted to do a cartwheel in gymnastics class. So, she cried. And got kicked out for acting crazy.
- She got kicked out of Planet Fitness for smoking pot in the bathroom.
- She wants to lose 30lbs to get to her goal weight of 100lbs.
- She has an eating disorder.
- She doesn’t understand why people think this video makes her look crazy:
Love may not cost a thing, but butt implants sure do! A London teen named Jennifer Lopez (Coincidence? We think not!) recently spilled the beans about the more than $30,000 her mom spent on plastic surgery to make the teen girl and her younger sister more bootylicious. During their teen years, the Lopez girls underwent a series of operations that altered their bodies and left them with perkier boobs, smaller waists, unnaturally large butts and an unhealthy obsession with plastic surgery – all before the age of 19 and all paid for by mom.
Photo: Daily Mail
According to Jennifer, her mom flew the teen girl to her native Colombia, where she underwent three plastic surgery procedures in one day – liposuction, butt fillers and breast implants. At that time, Jennifer was only 15, and admits now that “After my surgery I had the body of a woman, but in reality I was still only a child.” Jennifer isn’t the only one in the family who has gone under the knife for the sake of beauty though. Her younger sister, Karen, has had the same series of procedures, beginning with a nose job when she was only 14. After that, Karen started taking a Colombian drug to increase her body fat, which apparently backfired, so her mom paid for liposuction to remove the fat from her stomach and pump it into her butt.
Like most people, Karen and Jennifer’s plastic surgery obsession was spurred by insecurity. “I felt like there was nothing about me – no boobs or bum, no defined figure. I just felt like a blob,” Jennifer said about her 14-year old “before” body. So, the teen begged her mom to let her have surgery, and the mother of two reportedly shelled out more than $15,000 for the procedures. “Since having my surgery, I’ve had so much attention from men,” said Jennifer. “I love it.” Great. Because that’s exactly what you want for your 15-year-old daughter, right?
Jennifer’s sister Karen, now 20, has admitted that her butt implants are a curse because she is constantly being pestered by men who want to touch it, and both sisters say they had plastic surgery too young. Where was their mother during this plastic surgery-fest? Oh yes, forking over the money. Jennifer, now 23, is working as a secretary, and over the past eight years she has come to realize that plastic surgery is addictive. “Now when I put on weight, I automatically think the solution is another session of lipo. The only trouble is the cost.” Apparently mom has finally realized that she shouldn’t be encouraging her daughters to get plastic surgery by offering to pay for the procedures? Either that or she’s completely broke. Their mother, Leslie, is a maid and has spent her life savings and then some on plastic surgery for herself and her two daughters.Tags: teenagers, under 18
Alright folks, sing it with me now: “Here she comes, Miss America…!” That’s right, Farrah Abraham has realized her American dream! She has official signed on as a porn star and sold the porno that she made with Vivid Entertainment. The 21-year old reality star turned pornstar “sold” the tape to Vivid Video when they made her an offer she could not refuse (less than half of the $2Million that she was asking to release this “personal sex tape” that she filmed with a well-known pornstar that was produced and filmed by well-known porn company Vivid Entertainment).
So here she is!! Introducing Farrah Abrahams: Backdoor Teen Mom.
(Backdoor Teen Mom? Uh, WTF. Did Vivid really just name Farrah Abraham the “Backdoor Teen Mom”? bahahahahaha)
Farrah may have sold herself out for $1Million less than she thought she was worth, but apparently Vivid made that extra million up to her by giving Farrah the gift of virtual plastic surgery. Thanks to Photoshop, Vivid hooked Farrah up with bigger breast implants, liposuction and a Brazilian butt lift!
Apparently, the $21,000 that Farrah has already spent on plastic surgery was not enough, because Vivid took the liberty of Photoshopping her into pornstar perfection by giving her even bigger breast implants, slimming her waistline and adding inches to her butt and thighs. They also gave her a weird Oompa Loompa Orange tan, but I bet they threw that one in for free.
Vivid is touting this as Farrah’s “private tape made public” and it seems like they are paying homage to their last cash cow Kim Kardashian. Not only have they photoshopped Farrah into a more Kim-esque look, but they are even calling her “Farrah Superstar”, following suit to Kim Kardashian’s sex tape release where she was named “Kim K Superstar”. So that just leaves one last question…Will there be a Kim Kardashian cameo in the Farrah Abraham sex tape?! A little bird told me that right after James Deen gains access to Farrah’s backdoor, if you squint just right, you can see a pregnant Kim K pooping on Ray J (who is dressed as a clown, of course) in the background.
Courtney Stodden is at it again. This time she really wants you to know that she is thinking about having more plastic surgery. The 18-year old called the paparazzi to take photos of her consulting with a well-known plastic surgeon over lunch at Hollywood hot spot Villa Blanca.
Courtney consults with plastic surgeon Dr. Tim Nevin at Villa Blanca restaurant:
Courtney has spent years defending her “natural” beauty, claiming that she had never had plastic surgery to anyone that would listen. She even had a doctor ultra-sound her boobs on Dr. Phil’s talk show in a bid
for someone younger than her creepy husband to fondle her rack to prove that her hotly debated breasts are real.
Courtney, her mom Krista Stodden and plastic surgeon Dr. Tim Nevin posed for the paparazzi outside of Villa Blanca, then went inside the restaurant for their consultation. Courtney was dressed in her finest budget stripper gear, with a gold and black leopard print micro mini dress, bleached blonde extensions and 7″ spiked heels. The devote Christian teen bride also had an incredible amount of stuffing jammed into her bra, taking her from voluptuous to comical.
So what is Courtney going under the knife for this time? We hope that she is finally going to get some gigantic implants so that she can stop stuffing her bra! (No, really, Courtney…the bra stuffing is out of hand. You look ridiculous.) Since Courtney married Doug Hutchinson and became famous for being a teen bride, her seemingly huge breasts have received most of the focus. And it seems like the more attention Courtney gets for her boobs, the more stuffing she throws into her bra! You can clearly see that Courtney Stodden is not as stacked in nude photos (like these ones she posted in December) and then she shows up with her bra/swimsuit so overstuffed that she looks to have gone up 4 cup sizes.
Courtney finally landed her first real modeling gig, and did a nude spread for “Girls and Corpses” magazine, where she posed fully nude with a fake dead person (not joking!). Looks like Courtney and her mom-ager feels like her career is taking off now (she did make the cover, you guys!) and they are ready to reinvest that corpse modeling money on some real fake boobs.
The winner of the Miss Korea 2013 beauty pageant has yet to be announced, but we can assure you that the winner will not be a natural beauty. Newly released photos of the 20 contestants have caused quite a buzz after people started pointing out the obvious: all of the contestants have had extensive plastic surgery and they all look oddly alike!
To say that Koreans are obsessed with plastic surgery, may seem extreme, but it’s not really far from the truth. South Korea tops the list of countries that have had the most plastic surgery and 20% of the woman that live in Seoul have had at least one plastic surgery procedure performed. Korean’s panache for plastic surgery usually focuses on the face and typically they don’t stop at just one procedure, which may be why all of the Miss Korea pageant contestants look like cookie cutter pop-outs.
So do all of the Miss Korea beauty pageant contestants look exactly alike? Sort of! While there are slight variations between the women, it’s quite obvious that most (all?) of the woman have the same plastic-surgeon-given eyes, nose and chin.
Not surprisingly, Miss Korea 2012 has also undergone extensive plastic surgery and didn’t seem the least bit phased about the fact that her face had been completely rearranged by a plastic surgeon. When asked about her obvious transformation, Miss Korea 2012 simply responded with, “I never said I was born beautiful“.
Personally I don’t think Korean’s are ugly. So why are they so obsessed with totally obliterating their faces? For me, it would be pretty disturbing if I looked into the mirror and saw the eyes, nose and chin of a barbie doll or anime creature starring back at me. I’m going to keep my fathers nose, mothers eyes and a chin that looks just like my daughters, even if they don’t fit into some weird beauty ideal that plastic surgeons are trying to sell…Tags: Beauty Pageants, Miss Korea
Louise Mench is a best-selling British “chick-lit” writer turned politician who served as a Member of Parliament from 2010 – 2012. During her term in Parliament, Lousie refused to answer questions about speculations that she had plastic surgery, but now that her term has ended and she has moved on from politics, she is finally putting to rest the rumors by admitting that yes, she did indeed have a facelift!
In 2011, a journalist spotted fresh scars around Louise’s ears and chin and asked her if she has had a facelift. Without denying that she had plastic surgery, Louise refused to answer the question because she felt that focus on her appearance was unimportant to her work as a politician. Now that Louise has left her political career behind and has relocated to the United States, she is open to talk more about her plastic surgery past. According to Louise:
“I had a little tightening in my face and I remember being asked about it by the Guardian…asked if I’d had a facelift because she saw a scar under my chin. I refused to answer that question, not because I was embarrassed about the procedure but because people are always trying to trivialise women politicians based on their appearance. But as I’m no longer a politician and the government has come out backing this very sensible report it seems a good time to talk about it.”
While we think that Louise Mench has every right to keep her plastic surgery secrets to herself, and we applaud her for not outright lying about it like many celebrities, we also think it’s pretty strange for someone to get a facelift in their 30′s! Louise underwent the facelift procedure in 2011, when she was just 39-years old. Is it just us, or does that seem too young to be getting a facelift?
Random Louise Mench fact: Louise is married to Peter Mench, the manager of Metallica.Tags: politicans, under 40, writers