As previously reported, the original plastic surgery reality show, “The Swan” is set to come back with a celebrity version. When we heard about the show making a comeback and their new spin, we couldn’t help but wonder what type of celebrity would agree to star on such a train-wreck of a reality show?!
Well, apparently the woman at the center of the biggest scandal in the 90′s is ready to get her swan on. Monica Lewinsky is reportedly in talks with the new celebrity incarnation of “The Swan”, who is ready to make over Monica with $100,000 worth of plastic surgery, a weight loss program and counseling.
Monica is the infamous White House intern and mistress that nearly got President Bill Clinton impeached in 1998. Since than, she has tried to rebuild her life by cashing in on her notoriety and has tried her hand at designing handbags, selling weight loss products for Weight Watchers and appearing on several reality shows and TV specials. Unable to successfully find her niche, Monica moved out of the USA in 2005 in order to avoid the negative attention that came along with her affair with President Clinton. Now, the single and nearly 40-year old Monica lives in London with her mother.
So will a drastic physical change and plastic surgery re-launch Monica Lewinsky’s life in the direction that she wants to go? While we are certain that this will make for some good reality television, for some reason this sounds like a disaster in the making for Monica.
Never one to shy away from the ridiculous and tacky, Shauna Sand reportedly had a cosmetic dentist implant “diamond studs” into her teeth last week. Although with the price tag of $60 per tooth, it sounds like she either got one helluva deal on diamonds, or she really just had a dentist glue some rhinestones onto her teeth.
In the after photo of Shauna’s bedazzled teeth, her dentist is holding back her glorious frosty pink silicon slug lip to show off his handiwork and the four dime store “diamonds” he stuck onto her teeth.
Shauna Sand is best known for her tacky style that is highlighted by 7″ stripper heels, see thru dresses, bad plastic surgery and even worse makeup, so we aren’t exactly expecting bedazzled teeth to become the next hot trend. The 41-year old mother of three is running out of things to augment on her body, so I guess bedazzling her veneers are a natural progression for someone that can’t just leave well enough alone.
Shauna Sand, who is a former Playboy Playmate, spent Easter weekend at the Playboy mansion with her 3 daughters in tow. Because, you know, the Playboy mansion is a venerable playground for impressional young children.
Jenna Jameson showed up in Vegas over the weekend to celebrate her 38th birthday looking, well, a little bit desperate to hold on to her youth? The retired adult film actress, and mother of two, partied at the Crazy Horse III stripclub wearing a skintight black and white pleather catsuit, complete with see-thru panels and super-trendy green dyed hairstyle (that seems more fit for an 18 year old). But, no, it gets worse. Jenna’s skintight catsuit housed some gigantic new butt implants that Jenna seemed more than happy to show off.
Jenna Jameson started getting plastic surgery early in her career and had her first set of breast implants put in when she was 20. Before retiring from the adult movie business Jenna had gone through several sets of breast implants in addition to getting a chin implant, but her panache for plastic surgery didn’t seem to lose control until after she retired in 2008. From there Jenna started overusing Botox and fillers in her face and lips, and now she went and got these comically large butt implants.
The utterly fake look of Jenna’s super-sized booty leads us to believe that she opted for silicon butt implants instead of the more natural looking fat transfer procedure (also known as a Brazilian Butt Lift), where your own fat is harvested from other parts of the body and injected into the butt. The decision to choose butt implants over fat transfer probably came because Jenna doesn’t have enough extra body fat and/or didn’t want to have liposuction.
Look, we get it. Big butts are super trendy right now, but they just don’t look right on everybody. Jenna should have just opted for a workout plan to tone and lift her butt instead of the awkward looking butt implants. What do you think of Jenna’s new bubble butt?
More pictures of Jenna Jameson at her 38th birthday party in Las Vegas:
We’ve heard of lawyers being called blood sucking vampires before, but this is the first time we’ve seen a lawyer literally transform themselves into one! Meet former lawyer Maria Jose Cristerna, who has physically transformed herself into a vampire:
The 36-year old decided to make a drastic life change when she left her law career behind to became a tattoo artist. And while you would think that that is when her vampire-inspired transformation began, she says that she feels her transformation began at age 12 when she got her first piercing. At age 12, Maria had her ears pierced with large gauge jewelry and started stretching her earlobes. At 14, Maria convinced her father to take her to get a tattoo and she got the first of many tattoos: a large black star on her shoulder. Twenty years later, Maria has nearly 50 piercings and her body is 95% covered in tattoos…and that is the tamest part of her transformation! In addition to the body art and piercings, she also has subdermal implants in her forehead (to give the appearance of horns), as well as in her chest and forearms. And who could call themselves a vampire without a vicious pair of fangs? Unlike less committed wannabe vampires, Maria’s fangs are permanent and are the result of cosmetic dentistry and implants.
Maria lives in Guadalajara, Mexico and has been called the most modified woman in the world. Perhaps more surprising than her physical transformation into a vampire is that Maria Jose Cristerna is a devoted mother to 4 children and, outside of her unusual appearance, she lives a rather normal life, running her tattoo shop and helping her kids with their homework.
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Nicki Minaj is the cover model for the April 2013 “Elle” Magazine, where they claim to have given her a makeunder. The rapper is known for her over-the-top costumes, makeup and colorful wigs and she was photographed for the magazine looking less like a clown. But is that really a “makeunder”? In the Elle photos Nicki is wearing just as much makeup as usual, colored contacts and a long blonde weave.
So for Nicki’s “dramatic” Elle makeunder, they covered her in makeup in a more neutral tone. Hmm. That’s pretty unexciting, right? Well don’t tell that to Nicki, because she feels like this photoshoot was a real accomplishment. No, really. I’m not even kidding. According to Nicki:
“To go in front of the camera, without pink lips or big ol’ crazy lashes…you know, nothing…I felt naked. It was scary! So this photo shoot was a real accomplishment in my eyes!”
If someone is going to claim that they are going to give Nicki Minaj a makeunder, I envision it to be more like Cherry from “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”. I’m pretty sure that this is how a real Nicki Minaj makeunder would go…
Nicki Minaj has also been sounding off about the rumored plastic surgery that she has undergone and is adamantly denying having ANY plastic surgery…on her face at least. Nicki has collaborated with MAC makeup and is creating a buzz about her new makeup collection with the plastic surgery denial statements. Nicki may not have had plastic surgery above the neck, but she’s certainly not all natural. The rapper’s has had plastic surgery on her body and has had both breast and butt augmentation surgery. Check out the pictures of Nicki before and after plastic surgery here.
Regardless of Nicki’s weak “Elle” makeunder, we can appreciate Nicki’s new toned down look. The 30-year old rapper is actually quite naturally beautiful under all of those layers of makeup. Elle should have featured Nicki without any makeup at all, although it sounds like insecure Nicki would never let that happen.
It’s the same story we’ve all heard a million times: an aging woman gets plastic surgery to appear younger and feel better about herself. Except this time, the woman going under the knife looks 80, but she is actually only 28 years old. Apparently the Chinese woman, whose name is Hu Junhua, suddenly began to age dramatically seven years ago, shortly after giving birth to her son, and appears to be suffering from a mysterious condition that remains undiagnosed. So, since the doctors can’t figure out why she is aging, why not just throw plastic surgery at it, right?
According to Hu Junhua, her abnormally old appearance has had a negative impact on her confidence and has even affected her relationship with family members. “I dare not walk the streets and look into others’ eyes,” she said. “After I acquired the disease, I dare not look at myself in the mirror, and I can’t pick up my child from the school. Even my husband keeps his distance from me.” Well, as plenty of aging and unnaturally-young looking celebrities have proven, plastic surgery can fix all that! Or can it? We understand that rapidly aging to this degree would make anyone in their 20′s self-conscious, but personally I would be a bit more concerned with how this undiagnosed disease is effecting my body internally, and why a plastic surgeon would perform extensive cosmetic surgery on someone that is suffering from an unknown disease. But as usual, vanity trumps all and not only did a plastic surgeon agree to perform the multiple cosmetic procedures on Junhua, he also did it free of charge.
Based on the pictures released to the media, it appears that Junhua underwent a facelift, brow lift, blepharoplasty (eye lift), necklift and a procedure on her ears in January, yet there have been no pictures released of her after the plastic surgery makeover. Now, since there don’t seem to be any “after” pictures of this amazing rapidly aging Chinese woman, nor are there any dated pictures of her seven years ago before she supposedly began the rapid aging process, we’re going on her word here that she’s not simply an 80-year-old woman who is tired of looking 80…
More pictures of 28-year old Hu Junhua:
Time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:
I can’t believe Sean Stewart and Adrienne Maloof broke up! I thought they were totally in it for the long haul! – The Stir
11 bizarre plastic surgery techniques from the past. – Mental Floss
Taylor Swift throws away her fan mail (like every other celebrity) and this is apparently a news worthy story in Nashville. – The Superficial
Of course Lady Gaga’s rollin’ in a pimped out wheel chair. – Too Fab
10 celebrities that starred in pornos before they were famous. – Cracked
Kim Kardashian versus Shamu: Who wore it better? – Style Bistro
I think this woman likes Drake. And has the worst fan tattoo ever… – Pop Star TatsTags: Drake, Jackie Chan, Sean Stewart, Shamu, Tattoos
So it looks like Courtney Stodden has talked someone into buying her some new lips, which she proudly showed off on her Twitter page this week. Was it an early anniversary gift from Doug? Courtney received an 18th birthday present of a nose job and lip injections last year, but apparently she wanted to go even bigger with the lips and is now looking like this:
If Courtney Stodden doesn’t already make your head hurt, try this one on for size…Between getting plastic surgery and composing retarded tweets, Courtney somehow finds time to make ridiculous statements to any media source that will field her calls. Courtney Stodden has recently been comparing herself to Hollywood legends like Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot and is calling herself iconic. According to Courtney:
“I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic and I feel like I am [iconic]…Those women were old souls, and I feel like I can connect with them. We’re both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty”
Since when is banging a dude older than your dad and dressing like a $2 hooker “fun, being glamorous and flirty”?! And how is being an unemployed teenager, spending other people’s money on plastic surgery even noteworthy, let alone “iconic”? At best, Courtney should be comparing herself to Shauna Sand, except that even Shauna Sand had a real live modeling/porn career at one point…AHHHHH *head explodes*
Courtney Stodden versus Shauna Sand: