In an unexpected statement, Bruce Jenner has revealed that he is most likely the father of Lil Kim’s unborn baby. Bruce recently split from Kris Jenner, his wife of 23-years, and is happily playing the field. Lil Kim’s pregnancy was unplanned and Bruce and Lil Kim are not officially dating, but as Bruce so eloquently put it, “Yeah, I hit that“. Even more shocking is that the pregnancy was the result of a one-night stand after a chance meeting in a Hollywood plastic surgery recovery center. Bruce was recovering from his recent chondrolaryngoplasty, or “tracheal shave”, procedure and Lil Kim was recovering after having “palm line alterations”, a new unorthodox procedure that changes the appearance of the lines on the palms of the hands, which some believe will alter their futures.

Bruce give a thumbs up after finding out that his fling with Lil Kim resulted in pregnancy:
Bruce Jenner Father of Lil Kim's Baby

Dr. Valentino performed the procedure on Lil Kim, and when reached for comment, he stated:

While some are skeptical of this new procedure, obviously the results of Mrs Lil Kim’s palm line alteration have been more than successful, as proven with her unexpected pregnancy. We couldn’t imagine that she could be any happier with her latest surgery and we will be waiting to welcome her back immediately following the birth of her child.

The expectant parents ask that any fans wanting to send gifts, to please instead make a donation to the plastic surgery fund that they have started for their unborn child, because as Lil Kim says, “…beauty like this isn’t born, it’s built, baby!

Okay, so maybe this entire article is made up, but wouldn’t they make a cute couple?! Bruce and Kim sittin’ in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g…Happy Valentines Day! ;)

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plastic surgery vaginaThe newest face of plastic surgery has, well…nothing to do with the face. It’s vaginal rejuvenation – an umbrella term used to describe a variety of cosmetic surgery procedures, ranging from injections to plump up your labia to a nip-and-tuck procedure that can have you looking like Barbie in no time, in the genital department at least. More and more women are turning to plastic surgeons to improve the aesthetic appearance of their vagina, but, like any surgery, there is the potential for complications that can be severely damaging and long-lasting. This has us asking an important question: Should these procedures really be filed under vaginal rejuvenation, or are they more like genital mutilation?

Vaginal rejuvenation has long been used by gynecologic surgeons to reconstruct a patient’s vulvar area following a traumatic pregnancy, cancer or another serious medical condition. However, there are also plenty of women out there who undergo these procedures for purely aesthetic purposes, dropping anywhere from $1,500 to $6,000 to ramp up their pleasure potential and have their vaginas whipped into shape. For what reason? “These surgeries save relationships,” the plastic surgeons claim, but therapist and sex educator Sheri Winston disagrees. “This is an industry preying on women who feel bad about their genitals,” she argues.

The most common vaginal rejuvenation procedure – vaginoplasty – uses sutures to tighten the walls of the vagina, and is most popular among women who have endured multiple pregnancies. A less common procedure is called a hymenoplasty, or revirgination, in which a plastic surgeon goes into the vagina and sutures together the tissue remnants of the hymenal ring. A hoodectomy, or clitoral unhooding, effectively reduces any thickened skin over the clitoris to help women reach orgasm during intercourse. Then there’s labiaplasty, which reduces the labia minor (inner labia) and labia major (outer labia) in a procedure that is almost always strictly cosmetic.

Celebrities that have undergone vaginal rejuvenation surgery:

It’s not all fun and games though. Some women who undergo vaginal rejuvenation suffer from serious complications like infection, bleeding, painful intercourse, altered sensation and permanent scarring. “I have seen a woman who had her clitoral hood ‘reduced’ because she didn’t like the way it could be seen between her labia,” said gynecologist and obstetrician Dr. Wendy Buchi. “The surgeon removed as much as he needed to so that it was not visible. This resulted in an inadequate protection for the clitoris and unbearable, constant sensation that made it difficult for her to walk. She required additional surgeries to rebuild the clitoral hood.”

And while vaginal rejuvenation may seem like a last resort for most people, the popularity of the procedure has actually escalated rather quickly in recent years, and was performed 53,332 times in the United States in 2009 alone. That’s a whole lot of rejuvenating going on. And while we’re on that topic, we’d like to point out that the term “rejuvenation” is actually quite misleading, considering the fact that more than 60% of these procedures are performed on women between the ages of 20 and 39. As if it wasn’t enough to have to worry about how your face, arms, legs, butt and stomach are holding up over time, now you can worry about the cosmetic appearance of your vagina too!

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Apparently Bethenny Frankel has either been drinking on the job, or she has a very selective memory. The talk show host, who is known for blind-siding her guests and regularly asks them if they’ve had plastic surgery, got stuck in the hot seat when she asked Big Ang what plastic surgery she had done, and Big Ang turned around and asked Bethenny, “well, what did you get?”. I guess that wasn’t in the script, because Bethenny straight up just started lying. According to Bethenny Frankle, she’s never had plastic surgery:

I didn’t get plastic surgery. I didn’t get plastic surgery…

I guess she forgot about her god-awful breast implants when she told Big Ang and her talk show viewers that she’s never had plastic surgery?

Bethenny Frankel’s and the mysterious breast implants that she ended up with by not having plastic surgery:
bethenny frankle bad boob job

No, I’ve had Botox, but I don’t get it regularly, as you can tell, but I’ve tried it, but I didn’t get plastic surgery…“, lied Bethenny. But, when she realized what a big fat lie she was trying to tell, she started back peddling, “Oh that’s not true, I had a lift! I had a lift. Well, years ago, I wanted to lift [the boobs]“.

I never would have thought that I would be saying that Big Ang is a classier lady than Bethenny Frankle, but she certainly out-classed Bethenny by a long shot during her interview on “Bethenny”. Big Ang even played along with Bethenny’s outrageous plastic surgery lie and complimented the 43-year old reality star, turned talk show host, by saying, “Oh, your so beautiful”.

Bethenny Frankel and Big Ang on the “Bethenny” show:

So do you want to know the truth about Bethenny Frankel and plastic surgery? Bethenny has had at least two different sets of breast implants (those crazy-bad ones that you see above and the smaller ones that she has now). She has also had a breast lift and she also gets her Botox on. So, since her plastic surgery past has been as extensive as at least THREE major plastic surgeries, we are calling bullsh!t on Bethenny Frankel and her claims of never having plastic surgery and/or her “selective memory”.

Bethenny Frankel in 2010, after her second boob job:
bethenny frankel in 2010 after her second boob job

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Oh yes, we’ve got the pictures that Iggy Azalea doesn’t want you to see: Check out Iggy before she got plastic surgery on her booty!

Iggy in 2011, before having a butt augmentation:
iggy azalea before butt injections

She’s done a damn good job at keeping her formerly-flat butt a secret, but we did some digging and found a booty shot of Iggy from 2011, hidden in her “Pu$$y” music video (check it out at the 1:59 mark). And, DAMN, she sure looks a lot different now! Although Iggy has previously denied having plastic surgery and has said her butt is real, there is no denying that little Miss Iggy is straight up lying after you see the before and after pictures.

Iggy then and now:
iggy-azalea-before-after-butt-shots

If you have no idea who Iggy Azalea is, no, she is not the love child of Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga (although she sure looks like it!). She’s a white girl from Australia that has an up-and-coming rap career that is just about to blow up. She’s been working with some big name rappers, like T.I., and is signed to Island Def Jam Records. Her new album is titled “The New Classic” and is supposed to drop in March 2014.

While 23-year old Iggy has busted her butt trying to make it in the rap industry, she obviously thought she could use a little outside help in the booty department and went and got herself a butt augmentation. Looks like she got the popular fat transfer procedure, where a plastic surgeon removed fat from the stomach, hips and/or thighs and injects the collected fat into the butt. Clearly, Iggy is happy with her new look as she likes to post butt selfies to her social media pages, like most other girls that get fake butts…

One of Iggy Azalea’s butt selfies:
iggy azalea after butt shots

In addition to the obviously fake butt, we couldn’t help but notice that Iggy’s face has also changed. Looks like she’s also had a nose job within the last year or so? What do you think? Did Iggy get a nose job too?

Iggy Azalea then and now:
iggy azalea before after nose job rhinoplasty

Regardless of the plastic surgery, we’re excited to see what Iggy Azalea brings to the table. She seems super talented from what we’ve seen! It’s just kind of a shame that plastic surgery seems to be more important to “making it big” than talent nowadays.

Check out Iggy in her video for “Murda Bizness”:

More photos of Iggy Azalea after plastic surgery:

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Upcoming supermodel Cara Delevinge certainly commands attention when she enters the room, but it’s not her tall stature, pretty blonde hair or piercing green eyes that she is best known for. Cara’s signature look all comes down to her full, thick, bushy eyebrows, which have made a lasting impression on casting agents for huge designer brands, and have created quite a quick fan base for the English model. But, are Cara’s signature brows the real-deal or did she undergo eyebrow transplants?

Cara Delevingne at the Cannes Film Festival:
cara delevingne eyebrow transplants

“Eyebrow transplants? That’s ridiculous!”, is probably what you are thinking right now, and well, we have to agree with you. While we think Cara’s bushy brows are authentic, there has been a huge surge in popularity in eyebrow transplants lately, and Cara is the modern poster child for making unruly, big brows sexy.

Plastic surgeons have reported a nearly 50% increase in inquiries regarding eyebrow transplant surgery, within the last couple of years. It seems that the vast majority of people looking to have eyebrow transplants are women in their early 30′s that have been left with sparse natural brows caused by over-plucking. Something we doubt has ever been a concern of 21-year old Cara Delevigne!

What do you think about eyebrow transplants? Would you ever consider getting them? Personally, I will stick with my handy dandy eyebrow pencil to get me those trendy full brows, and spare myself the pain and expense of surgically grafting hair follicles on to my face. The cost of eyebrow transplants with set you back around $5,000.

Eyebrow transplant patients before and after:

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Take one quick look at Aubrey O’Day’s Instagram account and you can see that this girl is seriously obsessed with herself. If you want to see picture after picture of 29-year old Aubrey posing in the bathroom for bikini selfies or pouting desperately into her phone camera, you should totally follow her. Any how, I suppose it should come as no surprise that someone so completely self-absorbed as Aubrey has had plastic surgery, but yes, Aubrey has gone under the knife again, and this time she got a butt augmentation.

Aubrey O’Day before and after butt augmentation surgery:
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In addition to Photoshopping the f*ck out of her Instagram pictures, Audrey has clearly also had plastic surgery on her butt. It’s hard to tell exactly what she had done, (since her Photoshop skills suck and looking at some of her pictures makes me feel like I’m drunk and underwater…) but we are pretty sure that Aubrey got a Brazilian Butt Lift, which is liposuction with fat transfer to the butt. Another options would be butt implants, but I think it’s clear that Aubrey’s new booty is not the result of hard work and good genetics.

Aubrey O’Day in real-life and in her photoshop fantasy world:
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Aubrey started going under the knife in 2008, when she got those gigantic breast implants, lip injections and she is also a regular (over?) user of Botox and filler injections. Fake boobs, butt, lips and lipo? Kind of lame altogether, but especially because Aubrey isn’t even 30 yet.

Aubrey O’Day before a plastic surgeon got his hooks in her:
aubrey oday before plastic surgery and fame

What do you think of Aubrey O’day’s recent butt augmentation? Bootilicious or craptastic?

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Another day another Jenner/Kardashian has plastic surgery…This time, it’s Kim Kardashian’s teenage sister that has gone under the knife to transform her face.

Kendall Jenner before and after have rhinoplasty surgery:
kendall jenner before and after nose job plastic surgery

Kendall, who is barely 18 years old, debuted her new nose earlier this month, when she appeared on Chelsea Handler’s talk show “Chelsea Lately”. Surprisingly, (or sadly?) this is not Kendall’s first time letting a plastic surgeon at her face, as she also showed off her plumped up lips shortly after her birthday in November. Yes, Birthday Lips is totally becoming a thing with rich trustfund kids.

Kendall Jenner then and now:
Kendall Jenner Nose Job Profile Picture

Kendall’s new nose and lips have really transformed her face and she looks nothing like she did last year! She looks a whole lot less like Kendall Jenner and a whole lot more like the family cash cow, Kim Kardashian. I suppose the nose job shouldn’t come as a surprise as Kendall’s mom, three older sisters and even her dad have all had rhinoplasty surgery, but it’s still kind of shocking and sad to see someone so young and pretty permanently changing their face in their teens. Kendall’s older sister, Khloe Kardashian, recently revealed that she overheard her mother, Kris Jenner, telling a friend that Khloe needed a nose job…when Khloe was 9 years old! If you didn’t already think Kris Jenner was a sociopath, well there you have it.

Honestly, I had hoped that Kendall would choose a different path from her plastic surgeried sisters, as she is an aspiring model with a unique look, but the more plastic surgery that she has, the less likely she is going to be modeling anything besides her family’s krappy Kardashian Kollection in a Sears catalog.

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In 2012, Cameron Diaz couldn’t really make a public appearance without the media focusing their attention on her face. The pretty actress, who is known for her beaming smile and expressive face, left fans aghast with her new look after having bad plastic surgery.

Cameron Diaz in 2012, at the height of her Botox abuse:
cameron diaz after bad botox injections

There was speculation that 41-year old Cameron had everything from a botched facelift to cheek implants, but Cameron has recently confessed that her unfortunate look was the result of Botox. According to Cameron:

I’ve tried [Botox] before, where it was like a little tiny touch of something. It changed my face in such a weird way…I’d rather see my face aging than a face that doesn’t belong to me at all.

Cameron Diaz through the years:
cameron diaz before during after botox plastic surgery

Cameron made the plastic surgery confession in her new book, “The Body Book”, where she preaches about healthy living. And, while it’s always refreshing to hear a celebrity admit that they have gone under the knife/needle, rather then lying about it, Cameron’s admission seems a little weak. Cameron’s experience with Botox seems to be a little bit deeper than trying it once or just “a little touch of something”. The actress has obviously been undergoing Botox injections for several years, and while she does appear to be weening herself off of the Botox overdose she had in 2012, we doubt that she is 100% Botox free. Cameron also conveniently left out her multiple nose jobs and those unfortunate breast implants that she also got in 2012. I think we’ll just have to file this one under “celebrity half-truths”…

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