Gwyneth Paltrow appears sweet and innocent, even according to most of her movie roles. And with that girl next-door appearance, it seems all of her neighbors would love her. On the contrary, according to people who actually share her Brentwood neighborhood, she is somewhat of a raging nightmare. While her neighbors aren’t huge fans, it seems that Joan Rivers wouldn’t be much of a fan either. Especially after Gwyneth went on the record to say that while she would consider plastic surgery within the next 10 years, there was no way she was going to go for Botox again. Not after injections left her looking, “crazy, like Joan Rivers.”
Rivers is a practical joker who loves to make fun of people, and she doesn’t seem to care what Gwyneth has to say. Apparently her response to Gwyneth’s remarks were, “She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary.”
Apparently Gwyneth can say what she wants about Joan Rivers but be careful what you say about Gwyneth. Turns out her neighbors on the exclusive Mandeville Canyon Road can’t even talk to the blonde mother of 2, actress, and now divorcee. The moment her and her family moved in they installed Do Not Trespass signs, layers of trees, and a 9-foot fence. All in hopes of keeping the hungry paparazzi out of their personal lives, and their neighbors too. Not even their neighbors have a chance to get to know the couple, who are currently going through a split. Instead a man named Oliver handles the couple’s public relations, including those with their neighbors.
One neighbor shied away from telling reporters anything about Gwen, saying “I don’t want anything bad to happen to me, so I can’t say anything. Last time I did, then it was difficult, so now I don’t want any problems.”
Gwyneth Paltrow sure looks sweet, but according to her neighbors you don’t want to mess with her, or else!
Still, for being in her forties Gwyneth Paltrow looks amazing, so what does she do to keep her skin perfect? “I’ve probably tried everything.” She says in the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar. She will continue trying just about anything, especially when she starts to age a bit more. Although after trying Botox, it’s a no-go. Gwyneth isn’t the only celebrity to swear of Botox. Nicole Kidman stopped getting Botox and admitted she is relieved to, “…finally move my face again.” As for Gwyneth’s own mother, Blythe Danner, she said back in 2010, “Well, I think we’ve all fooled around with Botox.”
Vanity Wonder can’t tell you about Wonder bras, but she can tell you about her wonder booty—no really, this thing is huge! The 30-year old woman won’t be making it any bigger though. After spending $15,000 on black market injections, Wonder has given up her addiction. Some sources say this decision arose because butt injections almost killed her. Other sources quote Wonder saying she stopped getting the butt injections because she nearly went to jail for it, and she couldn’t imagine her sons carrying on without her. Either way, Wonder has now written a book called “Shot Girls” in which she tries to actively spread awareness about the dangers of black market injections.
(…And if you think that’s shocking, you should see what Vanity looked like before!
It doesn’t seem like any book will stop Detroit resident, Karmello, from getting her butt injections. This 23-year-old woman is profiled alongside Wonder on TLC’s show, My Strange Addiction. Karmello takes risks to keep her booty growing bigger. She regularly meets strange and un-credentialed people in random hotel rooms, and allows them to inject unknown substances into her body. Karmello doesn’t care, she’s just proud of the 3 dress sizes she’s been able to increase thanks to all of the injections over the last 3 years. If you’ve never seen TLC’s My Strange Addiction, it’s a show that profiles all types of addicts, from people who dress up as babies, to those who sniff gasoline. The show always forces the addicts to go to a doctor to ensure they are not developing any underlying health complications because of their addiction. When Karmello goes to the doctor, her x-rays reveal an odd material that looks spongy swimming throughout her body. The doctor warns Karmello that one more injection could be all it takes to end her life.
Karmello and Wonder are not the only women familiar with black market injections, although they are among the lucky ones, simply because they are still alive. You may not hear about it often, but deaths from black market injections have been reported in Mississippi, New York, Florida, Nevada, and many other locations. In one California case, a woman went to her doctor after getting illegal butt injections and then experiencing hard, painful nodules. Her doctor informed her of the horrifying truth: she was being injected with silicone that could be purchased at a hardware store.
Morris Garner was once a man, and then he became a woman. Throughout the transition, Morris also decided to become an uncertified “doctor” and inject women with counterfeit silicone, among other harmful substances. Many of the women Garner injected ended up dying. Karima Gordon was one of these women; she died only days after being injected by Garner. When Gordon was opened up for her autopsy, silicone spilt out everywhere onto the table and floor. The excessive amount of dirt-cheap silicone had caused Gordon to form blood clots in her lungs and die. No big booty is worth it for that.
A big butt looks sexy, but no one looks sexy when they are dead. Stay safe out there!Tags: butt shots, My Strange Addiction
Khloe Kardashian and her sister Kim stepped out last week to go to the NBC Universal Upfronts Presentation in New York and…Good God! Look at Khloe’s gigantic new fake butt!!
Khloe showed up with her sister Kim, and they proceeded to pose in every which way possible so that the photographers could shoot Khloe’s newly enlarged derriere in all of its ridiculousness.
Times sure have changed for Khloe, haven’t they? It was just last year that Khloe was desperately trying to get pregnant with Lamar Odom’s child, but her embarrassing divorce seems to have thrown her into a tailspin of clubbing, bad plastic surgery and poor fashion choices. Honestly, I am not a fan of any of the Kardashians, but Khloe was always the least abrasive to me…Well, that sure changed quickly, as Khloe has suddenly become the most desperate for attention!
Seriously, though, what was Khloe thinking? You know that old saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”? Well, maybe we need to update that to today’s times and use instead, “you can put a big ol’ grandma butt on a wookie, but it’s still a wookie”?
So how did 29-year old Khloe achieve the butt of an obese grandmother, set atop a pair of skinny as hell legs and flat-as-a-board stomach? The same way her sister Kim Kardashian did: plastic surgery. Just like Kim, Khloe has had a “brazilian butt lift”, or liposuction with fat transfer. During this procedure, the fat is removed, via liposuction, from the waist and thighs, and it is then injected into the butt to add volume and round the shape.
Don’t get me wrong, I like big butts and I can not lie, but I’m already so tired of the weird fake butts that are becoming trendy. Bigger is not always better.Tags: Kartrashians, reality stars, under 30
1. Elf Ear Surgery
“The elegance of the elf ear is something I adore a lot.” Says 23-old Canadian model, Melynda Moon. And so in August of 2011, she underwent surgery to get elf ears of her own, a tribute to all of the Hobbits out there. Not surprisingly, Moon is a big fan of “The Legend of Zelda,” fairies and pixies too. So how do surgeons turn human ears into elf ears? They cut your ear open and take out a triangular piece of cartilage before sewing it together with its new shape. According to Moon’s YouTube video in which she details her procedure, it doesn’t sound too fun—she makes references to wanting to drag her ear straight across the carpet the itching and irritation was so bad.
2. Fake Testicle Implants For Dogs
Kim Kardashian knows a thing or two, or maybe one hundred, about implants. So of course her beloved dog Rocky got a pair of implants all his own. Fake testicles for dogs are apparently real, and according to some are necessities! It is argued that after a dog is neutered he knows a part of his manhood is gone. This can cause him to act differently, maybe even depressed or unsocial. To prevent this, some people (including Kim Kardashian) believe that you can trick your dog into thinking his testicles are still intact by adding testicular implants during neutering.
3. Toe shortening Surgery
Want to look better in your heels? Just opt for toe shortening, or any other wacky foot procedure women are undergoing these days all in the name of shoes. Some women are having their feet injected with things to reduce the pain felt when walking in heels. Other women get Botox on the bottom of their feet to stop feet from sweating in their shoes. Yet, perhaps the craziest are those willing to have a portion of their toe severed. If your second toe is bigger than your thumb-toe, it is said you are a leader. Apparently some women don’t care, they just want their second toe made shorter—toe shortening it is! The procedure includes sawing around 2-millimetters of bone off, then inserting a titanium rod to re-attach the toe back together. My first thought: if your toe shape changes, your weight distribution is going to change, causing who knows what problems to arise!
4. Dimpleplasty– Surgically Enhanced Dimples!
Have you ever noticed that Grandparents are really obsessed with dimples? That’s because dimples were coveted big time back in the 1950s, when the idea for ‘dimpleplasty’ was first used. Since then, several methods for the procedure have been identified. The only thing that seems sort of odd is that the dimples appear to be always present, but natural dimples only appear when you smile.
5. Change Your Palm Lines With Surgery
Changing the lines on ones’ palms is increasing in popularity with none other than major palmistry believers. They believe by changing the lines on their hands, they can change their fortune. Apparently, the procedure is simple, taking 10-15 minutes to create the new lines. It’s the healing process that takes months. The weirdest part is that after everything has healed, the new palm lines look like scars and not authentic hand lines. At least the procedure only costs around a reported $1,000!
Just when you think Nicole Kidman has righted her plastic surgery wrongs, she pops up looking even more bizarre than before. Case in point, Nicole Kidman and her new face at the Cannes Film Festival, yesterday.
The 46-year old actress was at Cannes to promote and support her latest film, “Grace of Monaco”, which opened the Cannes Film Festival to dismal reviews. Receiving equally bad reviews at Cannes is Nicole Kidman’s face. While she looked glamorous and pristine in the “Grace of Monaco” movie, apparently the actress has since had a little (too much) work done and looks totally unnatural and bizarre. So what is behind Nicole’s new look and where did she, and her plastic surgeon, go wrong? Well, we here at Famous Plastic know and would like to address it with this public service announcement to Nicole and all of those other rich aging women out there:
Stop injecting shit into your face to plump it! It does not give you a youthful appearance! The supple cheeks of a newborn baby do not look good on a middle aged woman and it doesn’t make you look young and beautiful! It makes you look crazy and weird!
Seriously folks, stop with the stupid cheek filler injections. It didn’t work for Madonna, it didn’t work for Kim Novak and it doesn’t work for Nicole Kidman. (Or, Courtney Cox. Or, Jenny McCarthy, or any of those other woman that have surgically plumped “pillow faces“.
If you believe Nicole Kidman, her beauty routine consists of sunscreen and healthy foods and she would never consider going under the knife, but clearly Nicole is a closet lover (and over-user) of plastic surgery. As a matter of fact, these new “pillow cheeks” that Nicole is sporting is just the latest in a long list of cosmetic surgery procedures that she has undergone over the years, those of which include: a lip augmentation, Botox, rhinoplasty and breast implants.
What do you think of Nicole Kidman’s new look at Cannes? Too little too late, or too much too soon?
There are a lot of layers to former newscaster Bree Walker. She was a successful, and strikingly beautiful, newscaster in the late 80’s and early 90’s. She infamously started a scandalous relationship with a married co-anchor. She identifies herself as an alcoholic. She was born with missing fingers and toes (ectrodactyly) and a genetic condition that fuses her finger and toes together (syndactyly). She is a disability-rights activist. But the thing that we find most shocking about Bree Walker is that she denies having plastic surgery…
Bree Walker has been incredibly open about her private life, her disability and even her alcoholism, so why she feels the need to blatantly lie about the obvious, and copious amounts of, plastic surgery that she’s had over the years is beyond me. And, if you think Bree’s pictures are bizarre, you should check her out on video:
The most obvious change are in Bree’s super-sized lips, but a lip augmentation is not the only poorly done plastic surgery procedure that she has undergone. The 61-year old former news caster has also had a least one facelift, a necklift and a pretty aggressive eyelift that has left her eyebrows in an unnaturally elevated state. Judging by the lack of animation in most of her face (see the video above), it also appears that Bree has a Botox addiction to top it all off. All in all, her face and neck looks unnaturally pulled back, and the bad facelift has even cause a marked change in the shape of her eyes.
Bree has tried to explain away the bad plastic surgery by saying that her lips have always been large and that perhaps they just look larger nowadays because she’s lost a bit of fat in her cheeks due to aging.
Worst. Denial. Ever.Tags: newscasters, over 60
Joan Collins is an English actress and writer, scoring her first gig ever at only 9 years old in a production of A Doll’s House. She went on to become famous enough to be considered competition for Elizabeth Taylor, Collins even tried out for the role in Cleopatra which Taylor ended up earning. Today, Joan Collins has had a vast career and she can’t believe that she is nearly 80 years old. We just can’t believe how good she looks for her age, especially considering she denies ever having any plastic surgery at all (rolls eyes). She attributes her tight skin to wearing makeup—because anyone with wrinkles knows how well that works. Not just any makeup by the way, she calls lipstick her go-to youth enhancer.
Joan might think she can fool her fans, but plastic surgeons are not buying it. When asked about the matter, they admit that most certainly Joan has had numerous cosmetic procedures over a period of time. Miami based surgeon, Dr. Michael Salzhauer comments that Joan has had, “…multiple cosmetic procedures such as a facelift, browlift, and eyelid surgeries.” Another surgeon from Beverly Hills sees signs of Botox in the actress/author’s face, despite the fact she publicly calls the stuff “poison.” Technically Botox is ‘poison’ but it is still responsible for erasing wrinkles of the rich and famous—Joan likely included.
So why would Joan Collins assume the world doesn’t recognize a face full of cosmetic procedures when we see one? Things truly make no sense until you realize her lies might have to do with Joan making some extra money—in order to afford the surgery she denies having of course. An anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum has hired Joan to be their spokesperson. Not to mention, some of the books she has authored also promote how to look young naturally.
The skin on Joan’s face looks much younger than the skin on her chest, a clear sign of cosmetic procedures.
Even her costars are fighting back against her apparent cosmetic surgery lies. 78 year old Judy Parfitt, star in the Midwife, claims there is no way that Joan Collins has never gone under the knife. “There is one woman, Joan Collins, who I’ve been to parties with, who’s had it done many times – but she totally denies it.” She goes on to call Collins “… a fool. An absolute idiot.” While Judy Parfitt is also adamant against plastic surgery, she actually looks like a naturally ageing woman who takes good care of her skin as her primary anti-aging technique.
Both women claim to be plastic surgery free… clearly Judy Parfitt (pictured at left) looks far more natural than Joan Collins (pictured at right).
So what do you think? Is Joan Collins magically aging in reverse, or is she a liar that’s clearly gone under the knife?Tags: actresses, denials, over 70
Naya Rivera has certainly been creating a stir in the media lately, but unfortunately it’s been for all the wrong reasons! The 27-year old actress has become known for her role as cheerleader Santana Lopez on “Glee”, but lately it’s been all about her temper tantrums and over the top plastic surgery.
Big Sean recently broke off his engagement to Naya after couples counseling failed to quell her fiery temper and controlling ways. (But it seems like only yesterday that he was starring lovingly into her gigantic breast implants! Awwww! We were really pullin’ for these two!)
Now that Big Sean is out of the picture, Naya’s anger and insecurity has been directed at her Glee co-stars and producers. After a tiff between Lea Michael and Naya exploded on set, producers decided that they were tired of Naya’s diva behavior and rumor has it that she was fired from the show. No one is confirming or denying, but it’s doubtful that Naya will be invited back for season 6 of Glee, and it’s also been said that she has even been written out of the season 5 finale.
So with her career on the brink and her engagement to Big Sean in shambles, what is Naya Rivera up to now? Apparently she wants to show everyone her fake butt on Instagram (I think it’s like the new, “I’m going to Disneyland!”)!
Like many an attention-whore before her, Naya can’t help but show off what the plastic surgeon gave her on her social media pages. It seems like the more trouble Naya gets into, the belfie (you know, “butt selfie”) count on her Instagram page goes up. Naya’s latest Instagram photo has people comparing her to Kim Kardashian, and there is a reason why…Both Kim and Naya have had butt augmentation plastic surgery!
Clearly Naya likes the Kim Kardashian look, as not only is she copying the reality star’s style and makeup, but she is also having plastic surgery to mimic Kim’s famous curves. Next stop: sex tape!Tags: actresses, butt shots, Glee, under 30