I think it goes without saying that Halle Berry has great boobs. Some may even say that Halle has some of the best boobs in Hollywood! But, like most of the Hollywood population, Halle Berry isn’t all natural. The 43-year old actress got breast implants in the early 90′s, just as her career was starting to take off.
Halle’s breast augmentation surgery was successful in bringing her cup size up to a natural-looking full C-cup. Judging by the look of Halle’s implants, we are guessing that they are silicon and that she had a transaxillary breast augmentation. This is where an incision is made in the fold of the armpit in order to put the implants in, leaving the breasts scar-free. You can actually see Halle’s breast augmentation scar, when she raises her arm, if you know what you are looking for:
So what is the secret recipe for natural looking breast implants? The most important thing is to start with naturally good breasts that have enough breast tissue to properly disguise the implants. Silicon implants look and feel more like real breasts then saline implants and having the implants put in through the armpit (transaxillaral) or through the belly button (transumbilical) will leave the breasts free of tell-tale breast augmentation scars.
Now that the over-the-top 90′s are fading away, more natural looking breast augmentations are becoming more popular then the in your face Pamela Anderson style boob jobs, and Halle Berry is a perfect example of great, fake, but natural-looking breast implants!
In random Halle Berry facts, not related to her boobs, did you know that she dated a New Kid on the Block?! Halle and Danny Wood from NKOTB were an item in 1989. R-A-N-D-O-M odd couple, right?
“Teen Mom” Jenelle Evans took the plunge and wasted no time getting those breast implants that she’s been talking about. Today, Jenelle posted a picture of her new boobs on Twitter and posed in a bikini for some staged “candid” paparazzi photos.
What do you think of the newest set of “Teen
Mess Mom” fake boobs? Jenelle has followed in the footsteps of fellow “Teen Mom”s Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout by using her MTV money for plastic surgery. If you ask us, Jenelle now looks like a tacky beast lumbering down the Jersey Shore and she was 100 times more attractive before the breast implants. But hey, what do we know…
Why did Jenelle Evans get fake boobs? Because her on-again off-again boyfriend told her to. According to a source close to the show:
Jenelle was totally given the idea to get the boobs by her ex-boyfriend Gary Head. Not a lot of girls around the area have fake boobs, it just isn’t something they normally do, but Gary was telling her that she would look a lot better with the bigger boobs. She had the idea in her head that she wanted implants and so she went ahead and got them no matter what, and this was definitely something that Gary wanted her to do.
More pictures of Jenelle Evans new boobs in a bikini:
Time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:
Octomom shoots her first porno. Ack! – TMZ
A 66-year old woman was mistaken for Lindsay Lohan by the papparrazi. Awesome. – D Listed
Snooki’s truck is even tackier then I imagined! – The Superficial
I swear that Botox makes ugly girls uglier. Exhibit A: – Evil Beet
Bethenny Frankel f-ed one of those douches from Jersey Shore. – Celebitchy
Coco attempts to dressy classy at the Kentucky Derby. – Too Fab
Adam “MCA” Yauch from the Beastie Boys died at age 47. – Rolling StoneTags: Celebitchy, Celebrity Ketchup, celebrity news, octomom, Perez Hilton, The Superficial, TMZ
Did you know that when you have liposuction, the plastic surgeon actually removes the fat cells, not just the fat? This means that when you gain weight post-liposuction, you can no longer store fat in the area that the liposuction has been performed. And since liposuction doesn’t fix bad eating habits, patients often gain weight back after having liposuction, but since liposuction removed the fat cells from the normal places we would gain weight, the fat has to accumulate somewhere else…
And that “somewhere else” is usually a bit worse then a little bit of a tummy pooch or thick thighs. We’re just saying…camel toe, FUPA, lipo
Apparently, there is another young woman that has decided that she wants a plastic surgeon to carve, sculpt and stitch her into some sort of Barbie/anime reinvention. Her name is Valeria Lukyanova, she is 27-years old and she hails from the Ukraine.
Oh, and the BEST part about Valeria Lukyanova? Is it her whittled down nose? ridiculously tiny waist? The over-inflated boobs? We think the most entertaining part of Valeria is her totally distorted sense of reality. Valeria Lukyanova flat out denies having plastic surgery in a video that she posted to Youtube. Instead, the Ukrainian model claims that her appearance is the result solely of hard work, eating raw foods and avoiding smoke and alcohol. According to Valeria:
About me write articles on different sites, representing, like a doll, which has made such appearance, thanks to plastic surgery. Said one man, and all repeat like parrots. People do not have a personal opinion…Unfortunately this is a mistake most people. They take someone else’s opinion as the truth of the first instance. No one mentioned that I was a singer, I sing opera , in the style of music – New Age, that I have a wide vocal range and coloratura soprano. I am a composer and has written over 70 songs on the theme of spiritual development. Why is it in his video subjects people do not mention that I evolve spiritually and lead seminars and workshops on astral travel, answer questions and help people understand themselves. No one said that my looks, it is hard work for many years and good genes. Not mentioned in his video that I rawfoodist that I do not drink, I do not smoke, and I lead a healthy lifestyle, my goal is powered by prana…P.S. I use my looks to get through to people. I am a Lightworker.
Video of Valeria Lukyanova conducting her workshop:
And as soon as those words escaped her plastic little mouth, a flood of pictures of Valeria from before she had plastic surgery hit the internet. The before pictures were taken 8 – 10 years ago, when Valeria was 17 – 19 years old.
Pictures of Valeria Lukyanova before and after
plastic surgery going on a raw food diet and exercising:
Valeria has undergone quite a drastic transformation throughout the last 10 years! In addition to the crazy amount of plastic surgery that she’s had, she also is a very skilled makeup artist and uses this skill to further highlight the plastic, doll-like appearance she is going for. Judging from the before and after pictures of Valeria, she has had the following plastic surgery procedures:
- Rhinoplasty / Nose Job
- Breast implants
- Filler injections
- Rib removal (to make her waist smaller)
- Fat transfer to hips
What do you guys think? Has Valeria Lukyanova had plastic surgery or is her new look the result of her raw food diet and “lightworker” ways? If it’s Valeria’s diet that has shrunken her nose, inflated her breasts, frozen her face and given her inhuman waist to hip proportions, I want to know what magic Ukranian berries she’s been suckling…Tags: Barbie, models, photos, rib removal, Ukranian, under 30
Kim Kardashian must really be in love with
the fact that she finally bedded an A-list celeb Kanye West, because she let her guard down long enough to look at Kanye lovingly and allowed the paparazzi to shoot her in profile! This is something she never does because all of the plastic surgery she’s had on her face is very apparent when you view her face from the side.
You can see the obvious difference in the shape and size of Kim’s nose, but what I found more interesting is that you can tell that she’s also had plastic surgery on her chin. She has definitely had liposuction under her chin, and perhaps even a chin implant. And we thought Kim Kardashian couldn’t get any more fake! Just when you think she is faker then a $3 bill she manages to surprise us with yet another fake body part, fake relationship, fake reality show, fake product, etc.
I can’t wait until Kanye is done with the Kim Kardashian Real Doll™ and dumps her for a stripper.Tags: chin lipo, profile
Janice Dickinson has finally done it. She has completely wrecked her face with plastic surgery and looks like a ridiculous hot mess. She is now sporting extra jumbo sized flapasaurus rex lips that are not only way too big, they are also misshapen and floppy looking. Janice, honey, you don’t look sexy or attractive, you look deformed and crazy.
The 57-year old former supermodel turned reality
fame-whore star, has always been candid about her love for plastic surgery and her quest to become “the best looking corpse on the planet”. It is one thing to try to stop/slow the aging process and another to start blowing up parts of your face with filler until you look like a caricature of yourself. Janice Dickinson officially looks like shit. She was doing pretty okay there for a while, but let’s stick a fork in her, this hot mess is done. It’s time for Janice to shift gears and start fixing the damage done by all of the plastic surgery. Isn’t it funny that women like this spend 10 years “improving” their looks with plastic surgery, then the next 10 years having plastic surgery to try and fix their looks back to how their were before plastic surgery?
Alright people, we understand that we are considered a celebrity gossip blog, but we do actually take our discussion of celebrity plastic surgery seriously! So, with that in mind, I would like to present the very first “Wow, That’s Dumb!” Award to Fox News AND Hollywoodlife.com for reporting that Taylor Swift got breast implants. Both Fox and Hollywood Life back up their claim by showing comparison pictures of Taylor swift, where the “before” photo is one where she is obviously not wearing a bra and the “after” photo is one where she is OBVIOUSLY (Uh, you can see the bra lines) wearing a structured/padded bra.
Here is the real deal about Taylor Swift’s boobs. They’re real, it’s just that she often doesn’t wear a bra because she’s working that whole high-fashion model style thing, which by the way, we love about her. Here are some better photo comparisons of Taylor Swift, so judge for yourself!
What do you guys think? Did Taylor Swift get breast implants, or does every other news outlet have themselves in a tizzy over something as simple as a bra? We think Taylor is still au natural, but we’ll have to wait and see what she wears next in order to make an accurate assumption. I can already foresee Fox News’s next headline: “Taylor Swift gets and removes breast implants in the same week!”Tags: bra, Fox New, Hollywood Life, rumors, singers, under 30, Wow Thats Dumb Awards