Remember back in 2007, when Nicole Kidman swore up and down that she had never had any cosmetic surgery? Nicole’s denial was borderline comical coming from a face that had very obviously seen a lot of action from a plastic surgeon.

Well, Nicole Kidman is at it again. This time admitting that she was lying when she formerly denied having “nothing in my face or anything”, but she is now, according to Nicole, truly “completely natural”. When asked what her beauty secrets are, Nicole told Italian magazine, “La Repubblica”:
“No surgery for me. I did try Botox, unfortunately, but I got out of it and now I can finally move my face again…I tried it, I didn’t like it, so I’ve gone back to my own forehead. But I’ve never had plastic surgery on my face. People say I have but I haven’t.”
The 45-year old actress then went on to cite sunscreen, a healthy lifestyle and staying fit as the true secrets to her fresh-faced appearance and flawless complexion.

Perhaps Nicole lives in some sort of acting-induced fantasy world, but in addition to the Botox that she has sort of confessed to, she has clearly forgotten about the filler injections, lip augmentation and boob job that has also been included in her beauty routine. Sorry Nicole, but the lying about obvious plastic surgery is a pet peeve of mine. I would have much more respect for someone that simply pleads the fifth or replies with “I’d rather not comment” when asked about something they would rather not disclose, such as their plastic surgery history.
Tags: actresses, over 40, someone's fibbingEddie Cibrian Bought Brandi Glanville a New Vagina
2013
In typical “Real Housewives” fashion, Brandi Glanville continues to get older, continues to get plastic surgery and desperately tries to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
Brandi is currently on tour promoting her memoir, “Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders”, which really is just a detailed account of what everyone already knows: Her husband cheated on her with Leann Rimes and she’s had a lot of plastic surgery. The 40-year old former model turned “Real Housewife” has always been honest about her plastic surgery and has openly talked about her breast implants, Botox and filler injections before, but she decided to reveal one more cosmetic procedure in her book, and recounts undergoing vaginal rejuvenation surgery. After undergoing the intense surgery, Brandi decided to bill her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and put the $12,000 surgery on his credit card. According to Brandi:
“This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000…I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
Brandi recently revealed in an interview that she rates Eddie “a 9 in the bedroom”, but a vagina ruiner? That’s perhaps too much information, Brandi…
We don’t know Brandi biblically, so we can’t speak for the outcome of the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, but we’re not really fans of what the filler injections and Botox have done to the reconstructed housewife’s face. Her cheeks are too round and over-filled and her face lacks genuine emotion. In our opinion, she would be much more beautiful if she weened herself off of the plastic surgeon’s needle!

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Jane Seymour’s Plastic Surgery Confessions
2013
In November 2012, Jane Seymour admitted to having undergone cosmetic surgery, although she thankfully took the route few female celebrities do and went with subtle changes instead of destroying her naturally pretty face with Botox and loads of bad plastic surgery. The former Bond girl and star of the popular 90s show Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman actually did opt for Botox at one point, but she didn’t care for it, and she now claims that she is proud of her wrinkles – she’s earned them. In addition to Botox, Seymour also had the top and bottom of her eyes done and got a boob job many years ago after giving birth to her first two children, although she says that the implants were so small her plastic surgeon had to “special order them.”
In a revealing interview with the 61-year-old actress, Jane Seymour finally spills the beans about her plastic surgery and admits to having breast implants and a blepharoplasty, in which the bags below her eyes were removed (something she says everyone in her family has had done). She denied ever having a facelift however, saying that her wrinkles give her face character. “As an actress, you mess with that at your peril. I think the good thing about my face is it has always been expressive. With Botox that goes – not what you want as an actress.” In fact, Seymour talks about an actress in a movie directed by her husband who was unable to perform in a scene because “she had Botoxed herself and nothing moved.” Unfortunately, this seems to be the norm these days.
Jane Seymour may be one of the few Hollywood stars left who doesn’t get Botox regularly to smooth out wrinkles or undergo a facelift in an attempt to recapture her youth. “When I see people on television and nothing is moving and their eyebrows are up near the corner of their head, I think ‘How can they do this? They’re destroying their expression,’” said the mother of six. It’s obvious that Jane Seymour has a healthy self-image and doesn’t feed into the tragic plastic surgery-obsessed world of Hollywood. She wasn’t even afraid to bare it all as Mrs. “Kitty Cat” Clearly in Wedding Crashers at the age of 54. When asked if she used a body double in the nude scene with Owen Wilson, she responded, “Hell no. Anyone crazy enough to ask me at 54 to show my body deserves it.”
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What Exactly Happened To Hilary Duff’s Face?!
2013
Hilary Duff has been laying low since giving birth to her son last year, but she showed up in Beverly Hills yesterday looking like this:

So we can’t help but to ask…Hilary, WTF happened to your face?! Actually, we know what happened to Hilary’s face (bad plastic surgery), but why in the world would a pretty young girl like Hilary Duff get such a silly looking lip augmentation? Does anyone really think this is attractive or an improvement of any sort?

This isn’t Hilary Duff’s first time dabbling with cosmetic procedures and in 2005, she was mocked in the media and by fans after getting veneers that many thought were too large and fake looking. But adding fish lips to the horse teeth really isn’t helping anything, Hilary! Like many child stars, Hilary has probably struggled with growing up in the limelight and is possibly trying to shed her sugary sweet Disney image, but perhaps she should change her style, or shave her head (ala Miley Cyrus), rather then continue down the path of bad plastic surgery. Trust us, growing out your hair is much easier than removing chemical fillers from your face!
The 25-year old actress is set to guest star on the show “Raising Hope” next month, so hopefully Hilary’s lip augmentation will settle down in the next few weeks and she will look less swollen and unnatural when filming starts. Hopefully!
Tags: actresses, under 30Elin Nordegren’s New Breast Implants Have Tiger Woods Attention
2013
Do you remember Elin Nordegren? She is the gorgeous ex-wife of golf legend Tiger Woods, who infamously cheated on her with several women and subsequently paid out over $100 million dollars to her in their divorce settlement.
Swedish-born Elin was a nanny/model when she married Tiger, but after being humiliated by Tiger’s numerous indiscretions with trashy women and several pornstars, Elin will never have to work another day in her life thanks to a huge divorce settlement. Recently, Elin and Tiger are back in the news with rumors swirling that Tiger is trying to win back Elin with promises of a $200 million dollar pre-nup, if she agrees to marry him (Hmmm. Either romance is dead or Tiger just gets off on buying woman, right?). Oddly enough, this proposal comes at a time when it appears that Elin is fresh off a new breast augmentation surgery and is currently looking slightly pornstar-ish herself…

Obviously Tiger Woods has a type, and let me tell you, unless you have big fake boobs, you are not Tiger’s type. And if you have even more plastic surgery, bonus! Many of Tiger’s mistresses even got plastic surgery on Tiger’s dime such as Jamie Jungers who admits that she spent his money on liposuction.
Elin had Tiger bait breast implants before marrying Tiger Woods, but it looks as though she has recently had them redone and has gone up a size. She is now sporting some very large, very fake looking boobs and you have to wonder…Is she trying to get back at Tiger, or lure him in for round two? Reportedly Elin didn’t exactly turn down Tiger’s $200 million dollar proposal, and instead made a counteroffer of $200 million plus a $350 million cheating clause. Is it just me, or does it seem like these two were made for each other? Maybe the bigger breast implants were part of their reconciliation negotiations…
As if the Real Housewives series wasn’t scary enough, TLC is introducing a new reality show that features one woman who has trouble remembering all the cosmetic surgery she’s had, but who certainly won’t forget her labiaplasty surgery…because she keeps her labia in a jar. Plastic Wives, which premiers later this month, offers an inside look at the lives of the lucky ladies married to the most sought-after plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills, chronicling their lives and, undoubtedly, their countless nips and tucks at the hands of their husbands. Needless to say, these women have, by default, racked up some serious frequent flyer miles in the plastic surgery world.
Beverly Hills is the Mecca of cosmetic surgery, and you’d think that the wives of the most revered Beverly Hills plastic surgeons would be the best advertisements for their husbands’ services. For at least a few of the four main women featured on Plastic Wives, however, this is not exactly the case. Take Dayna, who has had a rhinoplasty, breast implants, tummy tuck and more, and who may not be able to show expression in her face anymore thanks to Botox, but who at least still looks like a normal human being. Alayna (the labia lady), on the other hand, has, with the help of bad plastic surgery, morphed into a masculine-looking humanoid with rock-hard boobs and giant lips.
Reality television has really raised the bar for the shocking and scandalous over the years, and Plastic Wives is TLC’s latest pet project. Ironically enough, “TLC” first started out an an acronym for The Learning Channel, and the network initially produced shows focused solely on educational content. TLC seems to have found a new niche though, flooding the airwaves with sensational reality TV shows like Secrets of a Trophy Wife, Extreme Cougar Wives, The Real Housewives series and now Plastic Wives, relying on strange, unconventional relationships and appalling subject matter to gain viewership. What exactly are we learning here, TLC?
If shock factor equals success in the reality TV world, TLC seems to have hit the nail on the head with Plastic Wives. As the network so accurately puts it, “These women are so obsessed with looks that they’ll stop at nothing to attain perfection from head to toe — and everywhere in between. From labiaplasty to chin liposuction to G-Spot injections, these extreme treatments have become routine for those living inside this industry. To certain women, aging gracefully isn’t an option.” And now, thanks to TLC, we all have front-row seats to the freak show. Will you be tuning in for the premier of “Plastic Wives” on January 27th?
Tags: Alana Sands, Beverly Hills, Dayna Devon, Dr. Brent Moelleken, Dr. David Matlock, Dr. Kevin Sands, Extreme Cougar Wives, Plastic Wives, Reality TV, TLC, Veronica MatlockKris Jenner’s Face is Unrecognizable After Too Much Plastic Surgery
2013
Ever wonder why Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner appears to be an indeterminate age even as she nears a ripe 60 years old? Massive amounts of plastic surgery, of course! As the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star attempts to do just that, she is gradually looking more like a sister to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe rather than their 57-year-old mother. And as the Kardashian sisters also repeatedly go under the knife in a misguided quest to recapture their youth, the entire family is undergoing some kind of twisted Benjamin Button-like tragedy.
In October, Kris Jenner found herself on the cover of National Enquirer in an issue that detailed the $250,000 worth of plastic surgery the reality television star has undergone over the years. Comparing photos from her 1978 wedding to first husband Robert Kardashian to recent pics of Jenner, she is virtually unrecognizable. It appears that not only has the 57-year-old treated herself to a few nips and tucks here and there, she has essentially undergone a complete overhaul of her appearance.

Although the National Enquirer article threatened to spill the beans about Kris Jenner’s expensive plastic surgery overhaul, it’s doubtful that the outspoken mother of six cares if the whole world knows she spent $250,000 – a drop in the bucket for her and her family. And she probably doesn’t care if everyone knows what she spent that money on – facelifts, Botox, a neck lift, a nose job, a chin implant, breast implants, liposuction and who knows what else. In fact, in September 2012, she filmed her breast implant surgery to be aired on national television as a sort of Public Service Announcement to encourage other women to check the “shelf life” of their implants. All in all, Kris Jenner appears to be a tiny bit obsessed with cosmetic surgery, and it looks like her obsession has rubbed off on her husband, Bruce Jenner (but that’s a whole other story)! One can only hope that the Kardashian/Jenner clan gets a group discount at the local plastic surgery center.

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Yes, Even The Rock Has Had Liposuction
2013
Don’t harbor any inaccurate fantasies about The Rock’s ripped physique – he had liposuction too. Yes, it’s true, even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has fallen victim to Hollywood’s obsession with the perfect image, and had liposuction done on his chest because he thought it was starting to look too big. Back in 2005, The Rock went under the knife for a lipoplasty to correct a case of pseudogynecomastia, which is a fancy word for a condition in which excess fat builds up in the male breast. The Rock may like breasts, but certainly not on himself. So, long story short, he had the fat sucked out by a plastic surgeon.
Most people would be surprised to find The Rock on a list of celebrities who have had plastic surgery, although we have to give him at least a little credit for being open about his plastic surgery and not trying to pass his body off as natural or pretending it was medically necessary. In fact, he even admits, “It was an aesthetic thing. I went in and showed the doctor, and he said, ‘Are you crazy?’ I was walking around with my shirt off all the time, so I had it done.” There’s nothing worse than a celebrity constantly in the public eye undergoing an obvious procedure and then claiming it never happened, thus raising the bar for unattainable perfection that much more.

The process of undergoing plastic surgery is typically not pretty, but liposuction seems like one of the more unpleasant procedures. When liposuction is performed, a hollow needle called a cannula is used to remove the excess fat through small incisions in the desired area. The cannula is hooked up to a vacuum device, and as the needle passes over the fatty tissue of the breast, it breaks up and suctions out the unwanted fat. Yes, the fat is literally sucked out with a vacuum. You’d think this would be a last resort for most people, but the truth is that hundreds of thousands of Americans undergo liposuction every year, an illustrious club that now includes Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. We knew those impressive pecs of his couldn’t be real!
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