Janice Dickinson tried to make some sort of expression with her overly botoxed face. Unfortunately, she failed to make any sort of recognizable human expression. Instead making her face look like a stretched blob of plastic.
Janice Dickinson and her overly botoxed face:

Janice is a huge fan of plastic surgery and boy, does it show. She’s pretty much had every body part “done”, numerous times.
Tags: Botox, Janice Dickinson, lip injections, Plastic Surgery
Model Monica Hansen Sues Plastic Surgeon
2009
Model Monica Hansen has filed a lawsuit against her plastic surgeon, Dr. Leonard M. Hochstein. Luckly, she’s not unhappy about the breast implants she received, but she is not happy about the unauthorized use of her pictures on the doctors website…
Tori Spellings Boob Job
2009
In addition to the nose job she received in her teens, Tori Spelling also got breast implants in the 90′s. I know. Old news…But here are some before and after pictures for you.
Tori Spelling before breast implants:

Tori Spelling after breast implants:

Tori had cute B-sized boobs before, but traded those in for fake, dented C-cups. How 90′s of her.
Jackie Stallone Wasn’t Always Scary Looking
2009
To my surprise, it’s been brought to my attention that Jackie Stallone wasn’t always hideous! Seriously, I just always assumed that she was simply an unattractive women that didn’t age very well. Well, it’s now obvious that her scary face was bought and paid for, as she has obviously undergone some of the worst plastic surgery we have ever seen.
Jackie Stallone before and after plastic surgery

Instead of aging gracefully into an older version of the pretty women on the left, Jackie has instead tried to regain her youth and ended up with a weird, lumpy face that would scare small children (okay, I’m not going to lie. It scares me too. I would not want to be walking down a dark alley at night and come across anything that looked remotely like Jackie Stallone). It appears that Jackie has tried everything…Facelift(s), brow lift, cheek implants, nose job and her overinflated lumpy clown lips are probably the worst lip job I’ve seen yet.
Jackie Stallone
On a serious note though, how do plastic surgeons continue to get away with such hack work on people? You could absolutely march Jackie Stallone in front of a jury and no one could deny that she has been permanently disfigured by her plastic surgeon. At least get your money back, Jackie! I think people like this are either completely brainwashed into thinking they look good (or at least better) or they are just too embarrassed about what they did to themselves.
Candy Spelling Has Had a Boatload of Plastic Surgery
2009
Candy Spelling, like most rich housewives, has had a bunch of plastic surgery.
Candy Spelling after a bunch of plastic surgery:

Candy is currently 63 years old and looks permanently surprised thanks to multiple facelifts and botox injections. Her smile looks scarily fake (very “Stepford Wives”) since the other parts of her face convey no emotion when she smiles.
In addition to the facelifts, Candy has also had a very aggressive nose job which has whittled her nose down to a tiny little point jutting off her face. Judging from the outcome of her nose job, I would say she had it done in the 80′s when it seems that plastic surgeons had a cookie-cutter idea of what a nose should look like and gave everyone the same nose. Just look at the crazy nose Michael Jackson ended up after having rhinoplasty in the 80′s!
Tori Spelling’s Nose Job
2009
Tori Spelling has admitted to getting a nose job, when she was still a teenager. She also reveals in her book, “Stori Telling”, that when she was a child, she would ask her mom if she was pretty and her mom responded, “You will be once you get your nose fixed…”. What a great mom! Telling your kids they need plastic surgery in order to be pretty is an interesting parenting move.
Tori Spelling before and after nose job

Quite honestly, I think Tori looked better before the nose job. She had a more interesting, almost nobel look to her face. She looked like a cross between Madonna and Marilyn Monroe. Her nose after rhinosplasty isn’t horribly bad, but it does look like it’s been worked on and not in a good way.
Are Jodie Marsh’s Boobs Real?
2009
We recently received a comment on a previous post about Jodie Marsh, indicating that her boobs were real because her giant boobs “look far less pert without support”. Well, her boobs look saggy without support because she has HUGE, heavy breast implants.
Jodie Marsh before breast implants:

Jodie Marsh after breast implants:

Jodie admitted to getting a boob job in early 2008:
“After the horrible year I had in 2007, with the marriage and everything else, I just wanted to do something that would make me happy. Also I was sagging so much I was too embarrassed to take my top off in front of men. So I decided to have an uplift and a big implant.“
Jodie was pretty hot before the fake tits. She actually looked like a model. Now? Not so much. Her look is more “washed up desperate porn star”.
Burt Reynolds Botched Facelift
2009
First of all, let’s just start off by saying this: MEN SHOULD NOT GET FACELIFTS! It just makes them look feminine and weird. Check out Burt Reynolds if you don’t believe me:
Burt Reynolds before and after facelift surgery:
After his facelift surgery, Burt’s wrinkles are now swooshing across the side of his face like he is running through a wind tunnel. Burt Reynolds has had wrinkles ever since he was an 80′s sex symbol, why would be want to iron out his face out now that he’s in his 70′s?









