Uh, oh. Kylie Jenner is bored. She is sooooo sick of reading about how terrible her fake lips look and would appreciate it if we could all please talk about something new. Kylie went on a bit of a Twitter rant and this is what she has to say about all the talk about her new lips:
“how long are we gonna talk about this lip thing lmao…Let’s get a our lives together guys and talk about some important shit. Just talk about something new at least. I’m bored.”
Now let me take another selfie, showcasing how ridiculously large my plastic surgeon made my lips and post it all over the internet. Again. Anddddd again and again andagainandagain…
And in case you forgot what 17-year old Kylie Jenner looked like before having plastic surgery, here ya go:
So there you have it Kylie, the reason that everyone is talking about the shocking amount of plastic surgery that you had before you are even old enough to buy a cigarette, is because you looking fucking ridiculous. And for whatever reason you think you look pretty and feel the need to plaster selfies of your new face all-the-fuck over the place in a desperate cry for attention.Tags: teenagers, under 20
Europe has a new popular cosmetic surgery on the rise: repairing stretched earlobes. Huh!? Ever seen a punkster walking around with giant round holes at the bottom of their earlobes? The piece of jewelry that fills out the perimeter of this hole is known as a plug. But just because someone goes through the pain of obtaining plugs in their youth, doesn’t mean they are going to want big holes in their ears forever.
Especially when you take into consideration what stretched earlobes look like when the plugs are removed…
Insert plastic surgeon Adrian Richards and many people have a second chance at a new set of ears, sans holes. Dr. Richards has crafted a way to repair stretched earlobes in as little as 30 minutes. Patients are placed under local anesthetic and charged around $2,900 for both ears. Dr. Richards has no shortage in patients seeking the operation, and he performs about 10 of these ear correction surgeries each month.
Dr. Richards sees people from all walks of life, he’s repaired the ears of a golf professional that wasn’t allowed to tour on the PGA with stretched earlobes. He has also helped a former punk rock band member look more suited to his current career as a teacher. And just recently, a solider came to Dr. Richard’s office wanting reconstructive surgery on his ears after his commanding officer informed him that internal guidelines prohibited ear tunnels larger than 2cm.
Despite the bad reputation stretched earlobes carry, they are a popular fashion trend for punk rockers and rebels going for a more ‘grunge’ look. The process isn’t easy, and it can also be rather painful.
A Hawaiian man by the name Kala Kaiwi (pictured below) holds the world record for the largest earlobe holes at 10cm—that’s large enough to fit a fist through!
Ear stretching takes time and dedication, and includes slowly expanding your ear by inserting larger sized plugs every few weeks. Once the hole measures 1.5cm in diameter, your ear will never again regain its original shape. Overtime this creates an extremely unattractive appearance where the earlobe skin unnaturally sags when plugs are removed.
Yet after all of this hard work, many people with stretched earlobes grow up and enter the real world, only to realize their stretched ears are no longer so cool. It isn’t easy to snag a job with huge holes in your ears, just ask 24-year-old Luke Clark, a recent college graduate interviewed by The Guardian. Clark admits he couldn’t land a job, and he quickly realized his issue might be the unattractive holes in his earlobes.
Dr. Richards fixes saggy earlobes by removing excess skin and then stitching the ear back together using melt-away stitches. He claims that the procedure is fairly straightforward and requires little down time. He says, “The main discomfort is from the anesthetic, which lasts about 10 seconds…. Dressings come off after a week, and that’s it really.”Tags: earlobes, trends
At 34-years old Justin Jedlica has already undergone over 120 cosmetic surgeries; as a result he literally looks like a human Ken doll. His house actually looks like the sort of place you’d except to find Barbie and Ken hanging out as well, but Mr. Jedlica doesn’t consider himself perfectly plastic just yet.
On the Botched reunion show, Justin admits he already has another surgery he’d like to undergo. Apparently the veins on his forehead, which he refers to as “Julia Roberts veins” are causing him a lot of angst and he’d like to have them removed.
When Justin Jedlica first appeared on Botched, Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif both agreed they were interested in him as a person, but not on operating on him. When the doctors made a house call to his LA mini-mansion they were greeted by a male butler wearing nothing but panties, and it only got stranger from there. After Justin showed off his self-created implants, he asked the doctors to grant him lat, ab, and calf implants.
Maybe it had something to do with Justin referring to the docs as “glorified tailors” but they politely declined, warning Justin that he’s incredibly lucky nothing has gone terribly wrong so far with so many surgeries under his cosmetically altered belt. And perhaps now was the time to slow it down, while he was still ahead.
Not so fast says Justin, who feels his luck is not about to run out. After all, his homemade implants are already inserted throughout his body. Justin’s arms, legs, face, chest, almost every part of him has some sort of implant or alteration. And he’s not done yet!
On the Botched reunion show, scheduled to air this week, the world renowned doctors warn Justin once again about his most recent pursuit of perfection, tampering with the veins in his forehead. Dr. Dubrow explains how these veins are directly connected to the eyes and “if a blood clot forms in those you could go blind. That’s a real risk.”
Apparently Justin firmly believes in the motto: no pain, no gain.
Perhaps losing his eyesight would be the best thing for him, at least than he couldn’t pick himself apart all day! Although this would leave him jobless, he currently spends his days consulting individuals on the best plastic surgery options for them.
Some might argue Justin is removing the wrong type of vein, and instead needs to rethink his vain personality. But each to his or her own, Justin is a unique person on a unique mission.
Judging by the concern in the Botched doctors’ comments, it’s clear that neither Dr. Dubrow nor Dr. Nassif will be the ones performing Justin’s vein-removal surgery. I’m sure Justin can find someone else hungry for money and willing to give his latest plastic surgery ideas a go. And if no doctor is willing to perform the risky surgery, chances are the human Ken-doll may simply take matters into his own hands—and that’s hardly a joke.Tags: over 30
Being a fan of Selena Gomez is easy, she’s gorgeous, seemingly sweet, plus she can act and sing really well. Still, after the ongoing antics with Justin Bieber some fans have jumped off the Selena bandwagon. But has she really turned to Kris Jenner to keep her career on the uphill?
The forging of a new partnership? Kris Jenner and Selena Gomez snap a selfie together
Earlier this year, Selena kicked her own mother to the curb, firing her from the position of manager. And while her official manager is Aleen Keshishian of Brillstein Entertainment Partners, some rumors suggest that Kris Jenner is stepping in as the new momager.
Rumors say that Kris has been telling Selena that she needs to shape up and obtain a nice firm six-pack. She has even gone as far as to sign her up for Barry’s Bootcamp—a program big-booty Kim does regularly. She has also reportedly been throwing out tips about plastic surgery, hair color, and fashion. Causing some of Selena’s truest fans to shout, “SAY IT AINT SO!”
Selena and Kris have been spotted out and about together more than a few times
While Selena and Kris are apparently close and Kris may be giving the Disney doll some tips, she is not Selena’s official manager by any means. Manager or not, Selena’s loyal fans are wondering just how much influence the Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s tiger mom has on her.
For starters, perhaps Selena’s newfound friendship with Kris has something to do with the fact Justin Bieber and Kendall Kardashian have been spotted hanging out multiple times over the years. Maybe she’s making such close ties with Mama Kardashian in order to interfere with Justin’s questionable relationship with her daughter. After all, let’s admit it, girls (and guys) will go to all types of measures when obsessing over an on and off again ex.
The Kardashian’s might be incredibly famous but Selena almost seems “too good” for them—you know what I mean? She rightfully earned her fame with talent and hard work, not sex tapes and a reality show similar to a train-wreck, so wild you can’t look away. Yet, no one doubts the Kardashian’s taste in style, or ability to stay on the cover of every magazine year after year.
But gorgeous Selena really doesn’t need any of their tips, she does a great job all on her own. Regardless, we can only hope that Kris Jenner doesn’t convince Selena to get loads of butt implants, early Botox, and film a sex tape with Biebs, I can just hear it now, “But it worked wonders for my daughters!”
On Monday Renee Zellweger hit Elle Magazine’s 21st Annual Women in Hollywood event, and well, she just doesn’t look like the same ol’ Renee Zellweger that fans remember! The internet has been abuzz with rumors of over zealous plastic surgery and while Renee hasn’t addressed the plastic surgery question directly, she has responded by saying that she is glad that people think that she looks different now.
Renee attended the Women in Hollywood event with her boyfriend, musician Doyle Bramhall II, wearing a black dress, minimal makeup and an easy hairstyle. Looking happy and carefree, the 45-year old actress admits that she is currently in the best place of her life at the moment and hints at recovering from past issues.
According to Renee:
“I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows…My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.”
While a healthy new lifestyle may play a part in Renee’s new look, we think that plastic surgery has also come into play in her transformation. Although it doesn’t appear that Renee has had any work done recently, the eyelift that she got last year, completely changed the actress’s face.
You would think that Kris Jenner would be pretty pleased to have a world-renowned celebrity chef give her and her new cookbook a “shoutout” on Instagram, but no, that’s just not good enough for her. Apparently Kris will only be seen with Gordan Ramsey if his wrinkles are smoothed to perfection with the help of Photoshop…
A week ago, Gordan Ramsey posted a picture on his Instagram page of himself, alongside Kris Jenner holding her new cookbook, with the caption: “Great seeing you tonight @krisjenner, can’t wait read the cookbook! Gx“. Yesterday, Kris posted a similar picture to her Instagram page, but Kris’s version is clearly photoshopped. Not only did Kris use a photo editing app to smooth the wrinkles on her face and hands, but she went so far as to do the same to Gordan Ramsey’s face. Gordan’s face is so heavily Photoshopped, in Kris’s version, that half of his mouth has been practically blurred out!
Sorry Gordan…Looks like you are just not good enough for Kris Jenner!Tags: Instagram
Gwen Stafani’s usually perfect appearance seemed a bit off at the MTV Video Music Awards this year. Of course she still looked 100% gorgeous, but you can’t deny the fact Gwen isn’t able to fully open one of her eyes, especially when she went up on stage to present the award for best female video with Snoop Dog.
Gwen isn’t the only one, a similar thing has happened to other Hollywood starlets after a certain cosmetic procedure. Take Nicole Kidman for instance, another bombshell that has stayed flawless over the years, thanks to good genes and the best cosmetic surgeons. Perhaps the two blondes share the same doctor, one that likes to inject a little too much Botox, considering Nicole has also recently struggled with keeping the very same eye fully open.
I’m 26-years old so Gwen has been a staple celebrity in my life since I was a prepubescent teen, and somehow throughout the years she has managed to stay timeless. I swear the No Doubt Diva doesn’t have much of a wrinkle or imperfection on her face. Unless she’s a white-haired witch she has had some incredible plastic surgeons throughout the years helping her maintain her youthful appearance.
Yet just like every other celebrity, there comes a time when plastic surgery starts to become apparent. After achieving a number one pop-rock band, a pricey fashion line, dozens of solo hits, 3 gorgeous children and a successful marriage, it’s about time some of Gwen’s smile lines start to show! But just like everyone else in the world of bright lights and Grammy awards, Gwen doesn’t want to let her age show.
Gwen has never been a big talker, most things we know about her come from the lyrics in her songs. She has admitted to insecurities, relationship troubles, and everything else REAL humans deal with, quite frankly because Gwen is a real human. Therefore the 45-year-old is naturally showing signs of aging, such as the lines around her eyes.
But with over $80 million dollars estimated net worth, she also has the means to cover up what she wants. Hence how that squinty eye may have come to haunt the “Hey Baby” artist.
But with so much money and access to the best of the best procedures, why are we seeing gorgeous celebrities unable to fully open one of their eyes? This might have something to do with Botox injections, particularly too much Botox.
It’s not that common to get Botox and end up with a droopy eye but considering the mass amount of syringes used to fill the faces of Hollywood’s leading ladies (and men), it’s no surprise that it does happen. Once the Botox wears off a little, within the next few months or so, Gwen’s eye should return to normal.
Do you think Botox is to blame for Gwen’s wonky eye? Or should we instead blame the blinding bright lights at the VMA’s? Tags: No Doubt, over 40, singers
Back when Megan Fox originally hit the scene she was the fresh-faced beauty no one could stop talking about, even comparing her to the likes of untouchable Angelina Jolie. To this day Megan Fox is still incredibly sexy, but she doesn’t look as natural as she once did. In fact, she looks more cosmetically altered this month than she did last month.
Right: Megan Fox looking more natural while promoting her latest film in America Left: Megan one month later and a little less natural looking, promoting her movie in Germany
A few weeks ago Megan was in Berlin, Germany celebrating the release of her latest major motion film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. As she went about Europe doing talk show plugs and attending red carpet events for the film, fans were not going on and on about her beauty, as per usual. Instead, fans were more concerned about the tight appearance her face possessed. One fan tweeted: ‘Megan Fox was the epitome of beauty for me. Until Botox came into play.”
Just 2 months ago, in August, Fox was doing the same promotional tour for the film in America. During which time her face looked entirely different, more youthful and natural. While in Germany Fox’s skin appears so tight it makes her look older than her actual 28-years.
Left: Megan in 2007, Right: Megan at an event last year
This isn’t the first time rumors about Botox have surrounded Megan Fox, back in 2011 she faced the same accusations. But at that time she took to Facebook to defend her face in a post titled ‘Things You can’t Do With Your Face When You Have Botox.’
A couple of weeks ago in Berlin, Megan cuddled up to her Teenage Mutant co-star Will Arnett for the camera, wearing an adorable blue 2-piece Marc Jacobs ensemble that showed off only a hint of her flat belly. Looking like she was having the time of her life, I wonder if she thought for a moment Botox rumors would kick up again.
Megan may not be a very big social media user, but she did take to Facebook to dispel these same rumors in 2011, we are just waiting for her to do the same now. Seriously though, she may not be able to…Tags: actresses, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, under 30